Doc gave me a giggle

Doctor stated: The patient asked why would you do that? VR threw up: The patient asked why do bananas do that? ...

A play on words - 1. ARBITRATOR - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's 2. BERNADETTE - The act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE - What a crook sees through4. AVOIDABLE - What a bullfighter tries to do 5. EYEDROPPER - Clumsy ophthalmologist 6. CONTROL - A short, ugly inmate. 7. COUNTERFEITER - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 8. ECLIPSE - What an English barber does for a living. 9. LEFT BANK - What the bank robbers did ...

Plastic Surgeon dictation... Patient's name - Barbie. ...

Dr. Neff the nephrologist. I'm a nerd, I know. lol ...

I used to be an avid church-goer. Catholic, back when you went into a confessional to confess what you felt was a sin. Then one day, the priest (in all his glory) during a mass said, "I forgive you all for whatever you have done." That really got my goat. You didn't even have to feel bad about whatever it was you did, you were just now automatically forgiven, in one big swoop. I knew people in that church that were horrible to their children and spouses. So, I just knew that they went to c ...

Doctor said: The patient is scheduled for an angiogram. VR added: In fact, the patient will do a stool. (Nothing had been said at this point, but the doctor was breathing heavily as he was thinking, and VR interpreted his breathing as that apparently.) ...

...to promote his HC. Ads are on TV with Richard Simmons "dancing" to try to entice the millennials. I have now seen it all. What a patent waste of tax dollars. Kind of brings new meaning to the old adage of "tax and spend liberals." ...

actually. I know Bill is a popular democratic president and all but I would have thought he would have avoided that kind of thing especially if Hillary decides to run in '16. If Obama gets re-elected and things don't improve or, God forbid, get worse, that isn't gonna help Hillary much when she runs next. I'm curious on something else as well. Is there anyone on this board who voted for Obama but actually wanted Hillary? ...

terrorists. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!! Get a fricken clue!! ...

two evenings ago, my daughter and I were having a pretty good time together and so I asked her what she would feel about going to a support group called Alateen. She asked me what it was and I told her its a group of kids who have an alcoholic parent or family member that they have to deal with. I told her we could go once and check it out and she doesn't have to talk, just watch and listen. She got real quiet and I said "what do you think?" She said "I think that� ...

Hi all - While I feel like I did the right thing by not getting in any serious relationships whlie my kids were younger, now that they are busy teenagers (and with their dad part of the time), I am alone a lot. I know I am whining, but since I am not married and my kids are gone a lot, I am finding myself spending too much time alone. I have friends, but of course they have lives of their own. My son is 17 and hates for me to have company over. He is a good kid, never get ...

BTW, you do realize that our debt has gone OVER the $18 Trillion mark, don't you? It happened on the 15th, but that's another post.WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal agencies set a new record for improper payments last year, shelling out $125 billion in questionable benefits after years of declines. The payments included tax credits for families that didn't qualify, Medicare payments for treatments that might not have been necessary, and unemployment benefits for people who were act ...

Apparently it was a pig's breakfast. I can't imagine why anyone gives a rip about Hollywood in any shape, form or fashion. I have a neighbor who lives in a fantasy world, writes letters to George Clooney, movie magazines everywhere you look, etc. I don't get it. I mean they're people who dress up and pretend to be someone else, and for some reason believe that their half-baked political and social opinions are just terribly insightful and compelling, ...

Another why the government gets around the bidding for contracts. In summer 2008, the U.S. military had a major problem. More than 2,400 service members had reported being sexually assaulted the previous year, and the number was rising. Congress wanted immediate action. The Army responded by reaching out to a tiny firm in Delaware. It was an unlikely choice for such a sensitive task. The year before, United Solutions and Services, known as US2, had just three employees and sever ...

Donald Trump did what Republicans have begged their presidential candidate to do for months — lay out the case, from A-to-Z, against Hillary Clinton. Trump didn't hold back in a blistering speech Wednesday. He went through chapter and verse of every criticism — based in fact or conspiracy theory — against the Clintons. In sum, Trump said, Hillary Clinton may be "the most corrupt person ever to seek the presidency of the United States" and a "world-class liar." Donald Trump spe ...

From The Atlantic Magazine The Greatest Risk to the U.S. Economy Is Still the People in Charge of It The recession gave us a lost decade. Congress added a lost year. The budget wars since 2010 have cost us 12 months in job creation. DEREK THOMPSONOCT 17 2013, 8:03 AM ET 21in Share More Reuters The 16-day shutdown of the federal government cost the U.S. economy billions of dollars in lost economic activity, from an idle district, to lost personal income ...

Doc gave me a giggle

that WAS funny, and... - go Thunder!

go celtics!! - NM

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