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Polish Divorce


Posted: Jun 14, 2010

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well

until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could

arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the

circumstances, and asked him the following questions:



L: Have you any grounds?

P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

P: It made of concrete.

L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?

P: All my relations still in Poland.

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?

P: No, I always up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?

P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?

P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?

P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?

P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover".

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Polish - Linda

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Very cute !!

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