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Don't type that!


Posted: Mar 28, 2012

Just got a new ER stat report and was giving thanks the doctor spoke clearly … and then he said this:

"Time seen is at .... well, I haven't seen her yet! .... No, no, please don't type that.  Okay, I'm starting over. "

Granted, it's not all that hilarious, but I started laughing because he actually thought I'd type EXACTLY what he said!

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I totally laughed out loud!! Great post! - tmt (no message)

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haha!!! - sm

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funny!!!! we really save their butts more than they could ever realize!

dictating before seeing the patient...he must - have ESP

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Another don't type that... - Zville MT

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Doc was repeating that the patient had told him about losing his wife, his house, his car, etc and then the doc dictated, "I told him he sounded like a country song." Then he laughed to himself and said, "Crap! Don't type that!"

He had a sense of humor, however inappropriate :)

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