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Every transcription's dream to be able to type like this!!!


Posted: May 28, 2012

Check out this video!  It's a short clip from the movie Bruce Almight.  When I saw this, I thought OMG!!!!!  Now I wish I could type like this!!  Here's the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0cG11lTS1E 

 

Hope you all enjoy it!!

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LOL. Thanks, I needed that. nm. - Rainy

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