Iranian News Agency Copies The Onion, Says

While Trump’s executive action marks a significant shift in decades of U.S. immigration policies, it isn't the first time the U.S. has restricted immigration from specific countries. Pierce of the Migration Policy Institute pointed to three past instances -- the banning of Chinese immigration in the 1880s, national origin immigration quotas and restrictions in the 1920s, and a brief 1980 halt of new visas for Iranian immigrants. <snipped> Jimmy Carter Restricts Iranian I ...

Paul LePage, Maine’s tea party-backed governor, is no stranger to controversy. He’s told the state chapter of the NAACP to kiss his butt, likened the Internal Revenue Service to the Nazi Gestapo, issued blanket gag orders against the state’s largest newspaper chain (whose headquarters he also joked about bombing) and denounced—on camera—a Democratic state senator for always wanting to “give it to the people without Vaseline.” But this past ...

Wish we had a food board, because on the gab board things get kind of heavy, but for anyone interested: Hubby and I chop onions all the time and have trouble removing the smell from our fingers, no matter what we do with soap and water. Well, I had read somewhere that putting salt on your hands/fingers and mixing with water to make a coarse paste works. And darn it, it works. It's not perfect, because the onion smell gets under the nails, but it sure takes the edge off. Just wet your h ...

WASHINGTON — An Iranian nuclear scientist who had been reported missing since last summer has defected to the U.S. and is assisting the CIA in its efforts to undermine Iran's nuclear program, ABC News reported Tuesday. The scientist, Shahram Amiri, has been resettled in the U.S., according to the report. The CIA had no comment on the report, a spokesman said. President Barack Obama said Tuesday he hopes international sanctions against Iran for pursuing its nuclear ambit ...

"international community” over Iran’s ballistic missile test over the weekend, the latest of what the Wall Street Journal reports is nearly a dozen such tests since President Obama’s Iran nuclear deal -- the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA) -- went into effect last year. The United Nations Security Council, which endorsed the deal even though no party has actually signed it, is set to hold an “emergency meeting” today to discuss the matter. What is there to discuss? Fre ...

Obama spoke directly to the leaders and people of Iran and admits Michelle helped mark Nowruz at the White House and pleads with the people to speak up. Yeah, right. Like they can speak up. The people have no say in Iran. Anyway, if Obama believes the leaders of Iran want peace, then he’s more gullible than I thought. Their only wish is to destroy anyone and any country not of their religion. Let’s not forget I’mADinnerJacket (Whoppie’s name for the last dictat ...

Freezes Iranian nuclear program for 10+ years Rolls back uranium enrichment to few centrifuges. 1. In terms of enforcement there is access to international inspectors. 2. If Iran is found to not be in compliance, sanctions can rebegin. Iran leader under immense domestic pressure. Unemployment, oil prices down, inflation. No hope amongst the youth for development and future in their country with the sanctions in place. IMO, the repairs to the economy and reestab ...

Please pray for Pastor Saeed Abedini who has been imprisoned in Iran for sharing his Christian faith, though Iran's constitution ostensibly protects religious freedom. He has been in jail for over a year now and was recently moved to one of the worst prisons in Iran, reserved for the most depraved criminals. He has been beaten, has suffered from internal bleeding, infections, lice, and other maladies, and is being denied medical care. His wife, Naghmeh, was at my church this we ...

A twisted "art" contest sponsored by an Iranian museum -- with the apparent blessing of the Islamic Republic's regime -- has cartoonists competing for prizes and prestige by making fun of the Holocaust. The Second International Holocaust Cartoons Contest -- the first was held in 2006 -- will pay the winning artist $12,000, and the image will go on public display at the Palestine Museum of Contemporary Art in Tehran. Organizers claim the contest's revival was brought on as a protest of ...

Revolutionary Guard Corps a terror group even while it was closely involved in organizing attacks against American soldiers in Iraq. Then, as part of his dirty deal with Iran, he secretly sent a fortune in foreign cash on airplanes linked to the IRGC. And, as another part of the secret ransom deal with Iran, he lifted UN sanctions on Bank Sepah. The United States has gone after plenty of banks for aiding terror finance, but Bank Sepah is somewhat unique in that it is a financial institutio ...

This will be 68-year-old Rouhani’s second term as president. In his speech to Iran’s parliament, Rouhani said his country will not be the first to violate the nuclear deal, but will also not stand by the deal if other countries violate it. In a pre-ceremony meeting with Mogherini, Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif Khonsari said the EU must remain alert to Trump’s efforts to “undermine the deal and blame Iran.” In her response, Mogherini promised that the EU would � ...

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"MORE INSANITY: Kerry Admits US Will Help Protect Iranian Nuclear Program From Israeli Attacks (VIDEO)" According to the nuclear agreement signed with Iran the Obama administration is going to help Iran protect their nuclear sites and systems from an Israeli attack. And the West is also giving the Iranian regime over $100 billion. Is this a great country or what? (sarcasm) gatewaypundit.com ...

frequent use of military threats and citing of their ability to attack Iran at will has become a joke among Iranian commanders in the military, according to a high ranking military official in the Islamic Republic’s Revolutionary Guard Corps, Iran’s semi-official Fars news agency reported on Wednesday. Brigadier General Mohammad Ali Asoudi alluded to the West’s hesitancy to use military force and mocked its resolve while speaking to troops in the North. “We should thank Obama for ...

Obamatollah's buddies are poking the bear. ...

The National Security Agency under former President Barack Obama routinely violated American privacy protections while scouring through overseas intercepts and failed to disclose the extent of the problems until the final days before Donald Trump was elected president last fall, according to once top-secret documents that chronicle some of the most serious constitutional abuses to date by the U.S. intelligence community. More than 5 percent, or one out of every 20 searches seeking upstream In ...

It has recently come to light that Benjamin Netanyahu lied in a speech he gave to the United Nations. In 2012, Netanyahu gave a speech to the U.N. about the state of Iran’s nuclear weapons program. A recently leaked spy cable from Mossad, Israel’s spy agency reveals that Iran was “not performing the activity necessary to produce weapons”. The cable was included with hundreds of secret documents leaked to the media. The leaked documents come from multiple spy agencies including, Mossad, B ...

I heard about the story of smuggled capsules of human flesh made in you know where. As if finding out they eat eggs cooked in urine of small boys was not enough to make me gag. So, then found that Pepsi uses fetal cells as a flavor enhancer (at least that's my understanding of the article - could be wrong of course). Then I read that Obama's administration said it's okay to use aborted fetus in Pepsi. Again, maybe I read that wrong. Either way, never ...

Do the Fox News junkie talking heads on "Fix News" ever listen to their own drivel? Let's review how Obama was correct about Fox at the link below. ...

Has this happened to anyone else? No offense, but I could not care less what is going on Greenwich, CT (the local news location now appearing on my news page). I tried adding my town multiple times, but it did not take. I also added Greenwich, CT, and then deleted it, but it's still there. ...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/26/fox-news-interview-guest-network-wing-republican-party_n_2192506.html This is a link to an actual Fox News clip of an interview that they cut off after 90 seconds. Now there is that good ol' freedom of speech. ...

Nothing like dragging your feet....this all boils down to the 2008 investigation that was started then. Guess they just completed a full investigation now. This article is 2 pages and there is video on there, too, but I could barely hear it. A House ethics subcommittee announced Thursday that it found that Rep. Charles B. Rangel violated congressional ethics rules and that it will prepare for a trial, probably beginning in September. The panel is expected to make the details of his alle ...

The CEO of Aetna Insurance has decided, after conducting a review, to raise the pay of some 5,700 of their employees to $16.00 per hour. The CEO said that many of these employees were making $13 or $14 per hour and were unable to purchase the companies health insurance for themselves or their children forcing them onto public assistance. Half a million low-wage workers will get a raise in April, when Walmart lifts hourly wages at its stores in the United States to at least $9. The raise, an ...

Pretty disgusting all in all. Then they retracted the entire story. Many of you were up in arms about Seth Rich, what happened to that story? Well, maybe Fox realized they would be exposed for being Trump's errand boy so he could distract the media with his, wait for it, FAKE NEWS! ...

Your favorite station is saying there is a 3rd subject and that police stopped an Amtrak train going from Boston to CT. This kid is very dangerous. He and his brother had Facebook pages, too. I've been watching since 5 a.m. Very interesting. FBI did a fantastic job. Too badk they didn't catch the younger one. Too bad CM and his ilk was totally WRONG as usual. Will they apologize? Of course not! They;ll keep trying to find a link between these Chechyans and the right wing, but since ...

investigated - Roger Ailes case? ...

When even the Conservative Propaganda Channel, Fox News, turns against their darling Mr. Trump, you know he's in trouble... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fysSDYkhHlU ...

Iranian News Agency Copies The Onion, Says

"Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama

lol...that is funny...sm - JTBB

THAT's funny, JTBB. So true! We must seem the weirdest - things in nature to their ruling right wing. NM

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