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News from The Onion. Read what Sasha wants to know.


Posted: Oct 4, 2012

Link  - Poor Sasha

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OMG. - RC

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Gotta love The Onion. :o

Just stupid - me

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For heaven's sake, anyone who thinks he would allow his daughter to talk to him like that is a sick puppy. This is just stupid.

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