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"Rectal by the ER doctor while the patient was present revealed melanotic heme-positive stool." - It's nice to know the doc waited until the patient was present! ...

No fevers or chills. The patient has always been obese and mean. ...

"Doggone it! That explains why my Christmas cards keeps getting returned!" At least she knows when to admit a mistake, unlike some others, eh? ...

Found these on a British site, so some of the references may be a little weird. ABITHAD - Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor. ADR - Ain't Doin' Right. ART - Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased). ATSWWT - Always Thinks Something's Wrong With Them. CTD - Circling The Drain. DAAD - Dead As A Doornail. DRT - Dead Right There. ETK(T)M - Every Test Known To Man. FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom. FFFF - Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent. FF or FFY - Frequent Flyer - A ...

You think your doctor/dictator can't speak proper English to save his soul? Dubya is still at it. If the family decides the dynasty should continue with Jeb, does anyone know if he can at least put a sentence together? And pronounce nuclear? NJ ...

Check out this video! It's a short clip from the movie Bruce Almight. When I saw this, I thought OMG!!!!! Now I wish I could type like this!! Here's the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0cG11lTS1E Hope you all enjoy it!! ...

I am a transcriptionist and just joined a direct sales company working from home to try and compensate for my low transcription wages. Things seem to be going pretty well. It has gotten me out of my shell. Sometimes I feel like a hermit being at home all day typing, so it give me some more self esteem. I was wondering.....does anyone else do direct sales and transcription? Do you like it? ...

This will be the first in-person interview I've had in about 12 years. Please say a little prayer for me! ...

I have a question for any MT who is undergone chemotherapy. About a year ago, I was diagnosed with cancer. I underwent extensive abdominal surgery to remove the tumor and had a very difficult and prolonged recovery time. I was unable to begin chemotherapy until a couple of months after my surgery. At the time I had my surgery, with the help of the hospital's social services, I applied for SSI/SSDI. After I had recovered from surgery, my oncologist had recommended that I try to work ...

Does anyone know anything good or bad about the company above? ...

Has anyone ever heard of a company called Chiron Medical Trancription? I got an email to test with them, but in searching for their company online, was not able to find anything. I was wondering if it was a scam company or legit? If anyone knows anything, please let me know. Thanks a bunch:) ...

Quick question, can someone give me the name of the company that has been mentioned here before that is nonmedical transcription, I tried a search but got nothing. TIA ...

March 16, 2012. I went for the interview today, which went exceptionally well especially considering I have not had a "live" interview in over 20 years, I was offered the job on the spot and after explaining that I want to work a notice, I will start with my State on March 16th. I am so excited, if I could have started today I would have, lol. One of the huge concerns that I was having was the social anxiety that I have developed since I have been home. However, today I seemed to come out of ...

D: The patient had 2+ pitting edema around the ankles. T: The patient had 2 pus-spitting demons around the ankles. D: Skin cancer of the face removed with hemorrhoidectomy. D: skin ellipse T: skinny lips D: The patient is allergic to adhesive tape. T: The patient is allergic to a piece of cake. He has no difficulty getting up out of the toilet. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she was very hot in bed last night. The patient is a 65-year-old ...

Alice never could quite make out, in thinking it over afterwards, how it was that they began: all she remembers is, that they were running hand in hand, and the Queen went so fast that it was all she could do to keep up with her: and still the Queen kept crying `Faster! Faster!' but Alice felt she could not go faster, thought she had not breath left to say so. The most curious part of the thing was, that the trees and the other things round them never changed their places at all: however f ...

Online security lapse concerns Genesis officials --- the headlines in my morning paper;. "1164 former Genesis patients may be affected. A website data security lapse committed by a subcontractor has lead officials to alert former patients that they might be at slight risk for identity theft. the mistake occurred May 5 at a company called M2ComSys, which is a medical transcription firm. The firm contracts with Cogent Healthcare. " More can be found at qctimes.com I am ho ...

women hatin' on other women - no one wanting anyone to have more than they do, martyrdom to the max - "please, please let us work for nothing, and we will love it because we do not deserve anything good for ourselves." these posts seem more appropriate for high school. ...

As I mentioned yesterday (and from what I have read from others since my last visit), I, too, have become an independent because of the nonsense I have seen from both parties. That in no way means that I am for the abolition of parties, because I do believe one party often reins in the other, when the other goes "whack :) In fact, I believe we may need MORE parties for those of us who don't agree with the whole kit and caboodle of a single party. However, I think the problem today ...

You know the one: They take jobs Americans won't do or don't want. Of course, I knew this old wive's tale (mainly promoted by liberals, but swallowed by people who should have more sense) was untrue. Follow the link. And today, there are reports about 100,000 more H2 work permits that administration is printing up even as we speak, far beyond the statutory limits. Just one more example of the stunning ways in which this administration flouts the laws. Thi ...

Does anyone know of any boards for legal transcriptionists? I found one, but it seems to have been abandoned. ...

Dear God: I join all the medical transcribers throughout the united states of america referable to our career as a medical transcriptionist. We come to you, not goverment official, welfare, or any other wordly agency. We come to you through the blood of the lamb, JESUS CHRIST. You said anything we ask you in JESUS name, you would honor it. Please help us. We are being taken advantage of tremendously. Our job has also been given to others overseas. ...

This is a wake-up call to anyone currently in the Medical Transcription profession and to anyone who is thinking about going to school to become a Medical Transcriptionist. If you do not at least read this and consider it, you will have no one but yourself to blame when in 2011 you are in a worse situation than you are in today. Do you have your head in the sand, or are you making wise choices regarding your profession? Read the following and you can then make an informed concl ...

These are just a few... I just can't imagine what comes out of voice recognition software for some of these folks. She gets it on and off ever since she fell on her left hip in 2008 about twice a year. It is a little peculiar about the patient who has her symptoms worse during the day instead of usually first thing in the morning with the drainage is when it is the worst. Apparently the wife wanted her daughter who, according to the patient, he ...

A poster below had an entire page rant about sales tax on tampons, complaining that men don't have to pay tax on Viagra. This is "inequality." Besides the fact that Viagra is an Rx medication and tampons are sold sans Rx, OTC in drug stores, grocery stores, etc., it occurred to me: If the biggest "beef" that women in America have is paying the sales tax on a $2.79 box of tampons, then obviously they have it VERY GOOD in this country! ...

I've lurked for awhile and read so much erroneous thinking about economics, economic policies, etc. that it's clear that some education is in order. I'll start with the nonsense about Bush and the crash of 2008. Like the crash of 1929, the crash of 2008 was brewing for years before it occurred - in fact, back to the Clinton era when people like Barney Frank and Charles Schumer set out to make mortgages available to people who couldn't afford them. These people us ...

I don't have a problem with gay people. But tell me, why did Neil Patrick Harris have to come out onstage at the Oscars in his underwear? ...

I need a phone just to connect to the internet on my home wifi. Straight Talk has phones you can get for free that are activated when you purchase a 30-day service plan. I really don't need to be able to talk, text, or use their data. Is anyone familiar with these phones? What happens when you do not purchase another 30-day plan? Would the phone still be able to be connected to my wifi or would it somehow be deactivated? I understand I would not be able to make phone calls, text, ...

Published on Oct 20, 2012 by BlackAndRight Despite the fact the Department of Health and Human Services says there are NO Planned Parenthood clinics in the United States licensed to offer mammograms, President Obama and his surrogates continue to claim a defunding of Planned Parenthood will deny women of services they don't offer. ...

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1916280150001/judge-jeanine-asks-white-house-how-do-you-sleep-at-night/ ...

My answers were buried so I'll direct you to those posts instead of rewriting everything in them. They would be too long otherwise. One is on the Constitution and one is on Jonathan Turley. http://general.mtstars.com/386135.html http://general.mtstars.com/386115.html ...

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