ASR: "Denies any loss of (Mustard)." LOL

I heard that there are 4 women who have now come forward. Don't know how true it is. LONDON -- A British judge denied Julian Assange bail on Tuesday after the WikiLeaks founder told a London court he would fight efforts to extradite him to Sweden to face a sex-crimes investigation. The secret-spilling websites' finances came under increasing pressure as both Visa and Mastercard cut off funding methods, but a WikiLeaks spokesman insisted details from classified U.S. diplomatic ...

Another university is bringing Christine O'Donnell's self-professed education history into question Wednesday, as Claremont Graduate University, a school that the Delaware Senate candidate claims she attended, has told Talking Points Memo that they have no record of her being there. "Claremont Graduate University has no student or education record for an individual named Christine O'Donnell," Rod Leveque, a spokesman for Claremont told TPM Tuesday, despite O'Donnel ...

Don't know if Perry's behind it or not, but it's not implausible given that Cain appears to be a stronger candidate than Perry is, IMHO. ...

"An uncharacteristically low-tempo speech in Chicago Wednesday, paired with noticeable congestion, has fueled further questions about Trump's health following his infamous debate-night sniffles." For the latest see link below. ...

Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell show, along with his very well resourced, legally vetted accuser, Isabel MacDonald, a reporter for The Nation, who has been doing an in-depth investigation of Dobbs for over a year. The dapper dimpler plans to set the record straight, orso he claims. Oh my. ...

Oh, Herm, say it ain't so. (CBS/AP) WASHINGTON - Republican candidate Herman Cain is denying a report claiming he was repeatedly accused of sexual harassment. In a statement Sunday night, Cain's campaign said a media report that Cain was accused of sexual harassment at least twice during his tenure as the head of the National Restaurant Association isn't true and represents unfair attacks. Cain spokesman J.D. Gordon said the political press was "dredging up thinly s ...

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/judge-to-dinesh-dsouza-no-you-cant-delay-your-sentence-to-promote-your-movie/ Whereas, if he were given the time to promote it, that would be punishment for some of us! ...

http://rawstory.com/2009/10/louisiana-denies-marriage-license-interracial/ ...

Should be "outdoor exposures." I swear to God, it said Al Gore with the correct capitalization and everything! We have nothing to fear from speech wreck. ...

Okay, my FIL is 75 and I am at a complete loss as to what to get him for Christmas. He is living with one of his daughter's. Dating a lady that buys him clothes. He doesn't eat much. Doesn't have any hobbies. Has a bothersome neck and elbow. Doesn't watch tv. Hubby says to get him a roll of snuff (hate doing that) and a package of socks (how boring)! He sleeps a lot and "piddles around" with nothing in particular. Any ide ...

My best best friend, mother, advisor, etc., died on 3/6 for which I was not prepared. This is my first loss in 53 years besides my cat. I am devastated, cry constantly, I miss her so very much. I pick up the phone to call her and realize that she is not here any longer. I don't know what to do...I am lost without her. I know I need to see someone. Please let me know how others feel and felt!!!! ...

One of my best friends has a daughter (her only child) who has been fighting cancer for 10 years. The daughter is soon to turn 43. My friend called me tonight telling me she and her son-in-law put the daughter on Hospice this past week. Her battle is soon to come to an end. The original site of the tumor was in the left neck. She mentioned to her dentist a numbness of the left side of her tongue. He sent her for tests and the tumor was found. She has been th ...

After more than 40 years of MT'ing, I have lost 80% hearing in left ear and 10% in right ear. This, according to doc, is definitely due to constant sound assault on my ears for all of these years. I now need dual hearing aids; the left ear to compensate for severe hearing loss and the right ear to prevent hearing loss. I will be getting them within the next week. My real concern is whether I will be able to wear either my in-the-ear headset or over-the-head head ...

Okay . . I admit it. I have tried everything and it's not working. Here goes: My friend and I have known each other since kindergarten, literally. We get along great and support one another during tough times. I value her friendship more than I can say. Like most friendships, however, there are downfalls. Here's ours: For the past several years almost every time we are out (or at least it seems that way) whenever we are shopping and she sees anythi ...

Anybody had this or know of someone who did? About 1.5 years ago I got a sinus infection, turned into bronchitis and I was sick for seriously four months. Now, still to this day I have very little sense of smell. My sense of smell may come back in very short spurts, and by short I mean 10-15 seconds. I may catch a whiff of perfume or something and then right back to zero smell. I can stick something as strong as coffee under my nose and smell nothing. I can st ...

We are having to cut down spending. I lost my job due to an injury and my husband makes 12 an hour (I was the main provider making twice that). We are having to eliminate things and limit our spending, which has not been fun, but we have managed. It is now getting down to crunch time though, where other things will have to be eliminated. I already count all my pennies at the grocery store and fly into a panic when it goes over a little over budget, and keep my eyes glued ...

Has anyone ever been successful using Metamucil as an adjunct to weight loss? Any thoughts or advice? I need to lose 20 pounds and have started eating lots more fruits and vegies. Also, this sounds ridiculous, but I would walk every night if I did not have this one small hill to climb up to get to nice straight stretches. It is like I have a phobia or brain glitch about this one dumb thing. Any hints on how to overcome something this petty? I have asthma and ...

and if so, were you successful on it? My physician has said he could prescribe it for me but just would like to have some feedback on this. TIA ...

Just wondering if anyone has tried this and if it works? ...

In the last 18 years, I've gained 45 pounds. I've taken phentermine twice (purchased on line), which worked very well. I also did the Atkins diet which worked well. I tried Curves for six months but only lost five pounds. Can anybody recommend an OTC appetite supressant that's been successful for you? I hate the side effects of phentermine (horrible insomnia and dry mouth) and can't get a doctor to prescribe it for me anyway. I do realize fewer calories and exercise result in ...

Years ago I lost quite a bit of weight by substituting a weight loss shake for my lunch every day - now, going through menopause, I was looking at Slim Fast, but it is pure sugar so I was wondering if anybody knew of one that is made up of something more natural. I like the powder to mix with milk rather than the premade ones - they are too expensive for me. Anybody have a suggestion? ...

For just a moment, lose the hate. We simply cannot continue on the course this nation has been following for the last 8 years, and that is ALL that Clinton offers. Look - I understand. But, please - THINK FOR ONE SECOND INSTEAD OF KNEE-JERK REACTING!! Can we go on as we have been going on? Can we have even bigger government? More regulations? More taxes? Less reason for entrepreneurs to launch businesses? Higher unemployment? Yes, I know. The gimme-gimme-gimmes wil ...

Here's the situation. I have been separated from my husband for about six months. In February, he had major knee surgery, reconstruction of ligaments with cadaver ligaments, etc. He was instructed no weightbearing for eight weeks. He has no family in the area and his best friend whom he'd been living with basically didn't show up to pick him up from the hospital. We've maintained a friendly seperation and since I was his "next of kin," I was at t ...

Hi, all. I was diagnosed last year with hearing loss and this year went back for test and there is a significant drop. They are doing a couple of tests to rule out Meniere's Disease at the end of this month. No matter what, I am going to have to get something to help me continue in this field or go with another job (nursing, coding, etc.). I am working with the Ability Works in my state and they will help me get equipment like hearing aids, specialized heatsets, etc. ...

PRESCOTT, Ark. - When their older brother Jeremy died in Afghanistan, Ben and Beau Wise did what loyal brothers and soldiers do. They stood solemnly in uniform at his memorial, laid red roses in front of his picture, and Ben spoke bravely to a chapel full of loved ones who came to mourn.Soldiers themselves, Ben and Beau knew what their fallen brother had experienced and seen. They knew the difficulties of being a warrior and a devoted husband, and what a testament it was to Jeremy’s charac ...

Hi Folks - can't seem to get motivated to stay on a diet or exercise. HELP!!! I have metabolic syndrome and all the crap that goes with it -but the past few weeks I am just unmotivated. I am a member of Curve's and haven't been there. I need encouragement. Has anyone tried the Zumba tapes? Just want to know I'm not alone and need encouragement. Any advice/support is more than welcome..... ...

Just want to fit into a suit for my daughters graduation next month and need to lose about 12 pounds quick! What has worked good and fast. I am exercising and dieting already also. Any tips? (even with foundation wear I still need to squeeze! lol!!) Thanks! ...

Please pray for my daughter who has had to have her baby removed at 3 months old because it had no heart beat. She is, of course, very saddened by this loss. It is her second baby and was not expecting this being as her first baby was born in good health. Thanks so much for your prayers. ...

I'm catching up on medical problems after being without insurance for years. For the past year I have had weight loss, red eyes and a fine tremor at times. TSH was normal but T3 & T4 were very high. I'd been hypothyroid most of my life (35 years), now diagnosed with hyperthyroidism & Grave's disease. Had thyroid uptake 24 hour scan. The endocrinologist said that in 18 years of practice, the highest thyroid uptake he had seen was 60% in a patie ...

Sarah Palin Complains About Loss of Privacy While Being Filmed for Reality TV Show Episode One of the much-discussed Sarah Palin reality TV show, Sarah Palin's Alaska, has debuted to the world. Palin kicks things off by lamenting the invasion of her family's privacy that she says occurred when journalist Joe McGinniss spent the summer in the house next door. Our behavior has certainly changed this summer because of this new neighbor. I think it is an intrusion, an invasion ...

ASR: "Denies any loss of (Mustard)." LOL

ASR - bockadoo

Hmmmmmmm - Viking Fan

this made me laugh out loud! ... sm - elaine

owl - owl

chicken owl - vrmt

ASR silliness - Doodlebuggy

What company is ASR??? NM - anon

ASR is Automated Speech Recognition; not a company. - n/m

oh, sorry. thought I was on the company board. Must be commedy board. NM - anon

you're on Company Board; OP posted on wrong board. - n/m

and now we've been moved to Comedy Board. - n/m

I was MOVED!!! I didn't post here!!! - I posted on MQ! nm

patient is allergic to penis (peanuts). - n/m

sometimes i get that allergy, usually when husband is a jerk! - nm

I had a VR come through once - IAMT

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