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Just to lighten things up
Posted: Nov 30, 2016
In Chappaqua NY, the snow lay deep around the Clinton mansion, but that didn't stop Bill from taking a stroll around the grounds.
Suddenly, he stopped dead in his tracks. The Secret Service agent who was with him asked, "What is it, Mr. President?"
Clinton's face was growing beet-red as he pointed a shaking finger at the ground. There, written in the snow in an unmistakable shade of yellow, were the words "Bill Clinton is a dirty pedophile."
Clinton demanded that the perpetrator be identified. Soon, samples of the yellow snow along with a photograph were on their way to the FBI laboratory for analysis.
A week later, the same agent reported back to Clinton:
"Sir, DNA obtained from the snow has proven that it belongs to Newt Gingrich."
"I knew it!" Clinton screamed. "I knew it! That #$%#$ will go to prison for this."
The agent shifted from one foot to another uneasily.
"Umm...Mr. President, there's something else."
"Something else?! Something else?! What do you mean, something else?!!"
"Well, Sir, I hate to tell you this, but it's Hillary's handwriting."
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ROTFLMAO. - nm
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