Words of Wisdom, by Michele Bauchmann

Swine flu:  "I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on the President Obama, I think think it's an interesting coincidence." --Comparing the 2009 swine flu outbreak to the 1976 outbreak that occured under...Gerald Ford.  2009

On the national debt:  "I think if we give Glenn Beck the numbers, he can solve this." -2011

Michael Steele:  "Michael Steele--you da man! You da man!"  -2009

Global warming:  "The big thing we're working on now is the global warming hoax. It's all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax."

Melissa Ethridge:  "Unfortunately she is now suffering from breast cancer, so keep her in your prayers.  This may be an opportunity for her now to be open to some spiritual things, now that she is suffering with that physical disease.  She is a lesbian."  -2004

Nancy Pelosi:  "Speaker Pelosi has been busy sticking the taxpaery with her $100,000 bar tab for alcohol on the military jets that she's flying."  --2010  (LOL, huh?)

Carbon dioxide:  "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful.  But there isn't even one study that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."  --2009

Those sneaky gays:  "Normalization through desensitization.  Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders is take a picture of The Lion King, and a teacher might say 'do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?'  The message is: 'I'm better at what I do, because I;m gay.'" --

Just try it!:  "And what a bizarre time we're in, when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the Pledge of Allegience, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it." --2004  (LOL, OMG.)

Cultural awareness:  "Not all cultures are equal." --2005

Colorful imagery:  "During the last 100 days, we have seen an orgy. It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed...The government spent its wad by April 26."  --2009

Planned Parenthood:  "It is the LensCrafters of abortion."  (a comment that lead Conan O'Brien to call her "The Costco of crazy.")

Minimum Wage:  "If we took away the minimum wage--if conceivably it was gone--we could potentially wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level."  --2005

African-American Abortion:  "It is horrific to know that in the African-American community, 50% of all African-American pregnancies in the US end in abortion, 50%."  --2009

Okay, I just wasted a lot of time doing this, but it was worth it for the LOLs!