Obama's funniest bloopers

Dictated: He has a normal male circumcised phallus. VR: He is a normal male circumcised phallus. Dictated: Rectal examination is significant for prostatic enlargement. VR: Rectal examination is significant for prosthetic enlargement Dictated: Heme negative stools. VR: HEENT: negative stools. ...

I had a report today in which ASR interpreted a doctor's name as "Dr. Vagina." LMAO. His name was not even close to the word "vagina." I had one a couple of months ago I will never forget. ASR: "The patient is going to hell." Corrected: "The patient is going to Iowa." How do you get 'hell" out of Iowa? LOL. If nothing else, ASR is good for a few laughs on occasion. ...

Doc dictates: "No history of alcohol or illiterate drugs". VR: "The pharmacist says she feels (fills) him monthly" ...

These are mistakes and bloopers which were put together from medical charts. Some of these are very funny. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his ai ...

D: The patient had 2+ pitting edema around the ankles. T: The patient had 2 pus-spitting demons around the ankles. D: Skin cancer of the face removed with hemorrhoidectomy. D: skin ellipse T: skinny lips D: The patient is allergic to adhesive tape. T: The patient is allergic to a piece of cake. He has no difficulty getting up out of the toilet. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she was very hot in bed last night. The patient is a 65-year-old ...

My sister sent me an email yesterday with these. I thought you all might enjoy reading them. I told her this is stuff I get with ASR every day. I, of course, do not know if they are ASR or not, but it sure looks like a lot of stuff I get on that. Hope it gives you a smile: HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS> (Actual writings from hospital charts)> > 1. The patient refused autopsy.> > 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides> > 3. Patient has left whit ...

Tee hee. http://www.mediaite.com/online/oops-dont-tell-fox-news-theyve-got-pic-of-lesbian-couple-for-column-on-traditional-marriage-gender-roles/ ...

I went to a junior high school that had been added on to so many times, there was often no way to get from one side to the other on the same floor without going down one level and back up another. Well, we had this tunnel going to the cafeteria. My girlfriend and I hated the principal so we decided to get even. We brought eggs to school and egged the tunnel going to the cafeteria then took off running to the gym. We were dying laughing. We were about 13 or so. ...

What is your funniest, most embarrassing, disastrous beauty story? I'll share mine. I had long, naturally wavy hair in high school (early 1970's), and back then curls and waves were not good. Straight hair was in. So, I used to iron my hair right smack dab on the ironing board. One time, I left it on too long in a particular spot, and I looked like I had a giant POOF right at my right ear. So, I was left with straight at the part, POOF by the ear, then straight below that. I also ...

How the radical Islamists see Obama's apologies, bowing and prostrating himself - Col. Peters said that to a Muslim man, apology is a sign of weakness, and that they see Obama as "womanly." OMG, dying laughing here. Don't tell Michelle. ...

I've heard some pretty funny things with what people are blaming on Obamacare. I wanted to share one of my own and see what other responses are out there. My fiance's dad and I were talking(this was suppposed to be a serious conversation) and out of the blue he states that he feels my fiance's short term memory is due to Obamacare. I felt that was the end our family discussion becaue it lost all rationale after that. ...

The commutation of Chelsea Manning’s prison term will forever be a blot on President Obama’s legacy. Just as the pardon granted Marc Rich by President Clinton on his last day in office became a totem of the odious pay-to-play money grubbing of Bill and Hillary, l’affaire Manning will be an enduring reminder of Obama’s constant pandering to special voter groups and mindless adherence to a progressive agenda. It will also stand as testimony to President Obama’s questionable fealty to ...

http://conservativetribune.com/obama-hillary-email-coverup/?utm_ WikiLeaks has struck again, and this latest revelation proved that the White House, not only knew about former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s private email server, they also helped cover it up! ...

http://conservativetribune.com/obama-hillary-email-coverup/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_ WikiLeaks has struck again, and this latest revelation proved that the White House, not only knew about former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s private email server, they also helped cover it up! ...

Guess Obama too busy with his campaign to be bothered with the pesky little details of actually doing the Obama. White House Misses Deadline Outlining Defense Cuts By Jake Tapper | ABC OTUS News – Fri, Sep 7, 2012 White House officials today acknowledged that they had not met the deadline to outline how the president would make the defense cuts required by law to be made because of the failure of ...

This is a quite a long list. Enjoy! Please note OBAMA's words in quotes from OBAMA interviews, speeches, all freely stated nby OBAMA. ABC News year event 1995 In his memoir, Obama writes of one of the watershed moments of his racial awareness — time and again in remarkable detail. It is a story about a Life magazine article that influenced him. The report was about a black man who tried to bleach his skin white. When Obama was told no such article c ...

Your ability to "cling" to such a loser is another wonder of the world. The rest of us...why, we'll just cling to our guns and religion (Barry accusation) no to divide the masses). ...

Some Obama supporters are getting tired of waiting. I don't blame them. I'm tired of waiting too. What Has Obama Done for African Americans? by Keeanga-Yamahtta Taylor President Obama’s campaign operatives claim they now have a message for Black America, after more than two years of “I got nothin’ for you, man.” Blacks have their own page on the White House blog, but filling it up with substantive news may prove difficult. “F ...

You know.. really.. the guy didn't stand a chance. I've heard from seemingly normal folks that he was: 1. The anti-Christ. 2. A Muslim from Kenya. 3. The birth certificate. 4. He's going to turn the good ol' US of A into a Socialist country. 5. He'll take away our guns. The only thing wrong with Obama is that he hasn't stood up to the republicans. The fella needs a little bit of the ol' Cheney (who giv ...

I just heard that today Obama signed the Tribal Law and Order Act. I may not know what this bill means in total, but my understanding is that it is to support justice on the reservations against violent crimes. I'll read more about it, but what I'm seeing so far of it I think it's a good thing. I have stated in the past if I feel he does something good I will post here and that's what I'm doing. I think this is a good thing (at least from what ...

For those who support Obama, can you tell me why I should cast my vote him for another 4 years? Can you give specifics? ...

I know it's long (sorry), but it's one of the best articles I've read about what's at stake for the 2012 election. http://www.forbes.com/sites/paulroderickgregory/2012/01/22/is-president-obama-truly-a-socialist/ Is President Obama Truly A Socialist? Pew Research finds that sixty percent of Americans respond negatively to “socialism.” It is clear why President Barack Obama must avoid that label. Words are important. Political candidates who control the lan ...

What is it they say about pathological liars? He lies so much he can't keep anything straight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOVwCZ5TaPE&feature=player_detailpage ...

would have stopped the Newtown massacre. Interesting, because Newtown was the impetus for the gun control hoopla being rammed down our throats. http://news.yahoo.com/obamas-23-executive-orders-gun-violence-171540897.html ...

DEVELOPING: Obama recess appointments unconstitutional, court In a case freighted with major constitutional implications, a federal appeals court on Friday overturned President Obama’s controversial recess appointments from last year, ruling he abused his powers and acted when the Senate was not actually in a recess. The three-judge panel’s ruling is a major blow to Mr. Obama. The judges ruled that the appointments Mr. Obama made to the National Labor Relations Board are illegal, and ...

Fox's Kilmeade Blames Obama's Middle East Policy For Boston Marathon Bombings Blog ››› April 19, 2013 3:59 PM EDT ››› ERIC HANANOKI Fox News host Brian Kilmeade thinks he's found the explanation for how someone was able to set off bombs at the Boston Marathon: President Obama's supposed policy of "disengaging from the Middle East." Kilmeade linked the alleged actions of ...

Obama's funniest bloopers

Couldn't even get through the whole thing. - mt2

Geography For Dummies. - What's Up, Prez?

Obama is so embarrassing, he makes me cringe. - Bush and Palin flub? O is much worse! nm

I think Biden has them all beat/nm - anon

I agree with ya on that one - sm

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