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D: The patient had 2+ pitting edema around the ankles. T: The patient had 2 pus-spitting demons around the ankles. D: Skin cancer of the face removed with hemorrhoidectomy. D: skin ellipse T: skinny lips D: The patient is allergic to adhesive tape. T: The patient is allergic to a piece of cake. He has no difficulty getting up out of the toilet. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she was very hot in bed last night. The patient is a 65-year-old ...

Dictated: He has a normal male circumcised phallus. VR: He is a normal male circumcised phallus. Dictated: Rectal examination is significant for prostatic enlargement. VR: Rectal examination is significant for prosthetic enlargement Dictated: Heme negative stools. VR: HEENT: negative stools. ...

I had a report today in which ASR interpreted a doctor's name as "Dr. Vagina." LMAO. His name was not even close to the word "vagina." I had one a couple of months ago I will never forget. ASR: "The patient is going to hell." Corrected: "The patient is going to Iowa." How do you get 'hell" out of Iowa? LOL. If nothing else, ASR is good for a few laughs on occasion. ...

Doc dictates: "No history of alcohol or illiterate drugs". VR: "The pharmacist says she feels (fills) him monthly" ...

You think Sarah is funny? Get a load of these "gaffes" from our Commander in Chief! ...

These are mistakes and bloopers which were put together from medical charts. Some of these are very funny. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his ai ...

My sister sent me an email yesterday with these. I thought you all might enjoy reading them. I told her this is stuff I get with ASR every day. I, of course, do not know if they are ASR or not, but it sure looks like a lot of stuff I get on that. Hope it gives you a smile: HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS> (Actual writings from hospital charts)> > 1. The patient refused autopsy.> > 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides> > 3. Patient has left whit ...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/11/ted-nugent-state-of-the-union_n_2663651.html Maybe most folks will agree with me that having Ted Nugent attend the State of the Union is not only disrespectful to the President (given what the Nuge has had to say about him in the past), disrespectful to any of those affected by the Newtown shootings who might attend, and disrespectful to this country by turning it into a circus side show, but for those of you who agree with Rep. Stockman and ...

If so, I wonder who the next 2016 contender for the Dems will be. ...

Make no mistake. The Cantor defeat last night was a wake-up call to ALL the politicians who think they'd like to push immigration reform while the absolute calamity on the border goes unchecked. Republicans who cave to amnesty will suffer, but no less so than Democrats who mistakenly believe that Americans don't care about the influx of illegals along the southern border. What happened to Cantor wasn't a "Republican" thing. It was a response to the catastrophe that i ...

I am currently saving up for moving, but it has been rough with my income not being enough to cover moving costs. What can be done temporarily to eliminate and keep roaches out of the work computer until I can get moved? I am in no position financially to replace my work computer right now. My new neighbor moved in about two months ago and since a few days after they moved in I have been seeing roaches at my house. I had previously had no problem and have been living here for 10 y ...

The Live Feed's James Hibberd notes that Monday's "Oprah" drew an 8.7 household rating and 13 share, the highest since Oprah hosted the Osmonds in 2007. (Wow the Osmonds...cool.) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/18/sarah-palin-gives-oprah-h_n_362217.html ...

"Growing up in India in the 1960s and 1970s, I always thought of America as the future. It was the place where the newest technology, the best gadgets and the latest fads seemed to originate. Seemingly exotic political causes — women’s liberation, gay rights, the fight against ageism — always seemed to get their start on the streets or in the legislatures and courts of the United States. Indians couldn’t imagine embracing all American trends — in fact, some were rej ...

"The Dirty Thirty and the Silence of the Media Lambs" When the U.S. Senate finally stopped Joseph McCarthy’s violent, devastating attacks on American values, 22 Senators SUPPORTED McCarthy. They were all Republicans. When a 19-year-old woman was reportedly gang-raped by co-workers in Iraq, 30 Senators* supported the rapists’ company, effectively protecting the RAPISTS along with the company. All Republicans, these Senators self-righteously voted AGAINST a ...

All the misconduct that's gone on, malfeasance in office, incompetence - and these bureaucrats are more likely to be struck by lightning than fired. Just the most recent example the head of the VA and his outrageous Disneyland comment (on top of having done nothing to improve the situation at the VA and yet getting a bonus!!??) "You're fired!" needs to be heard echoing throughout federal office buildings. ...

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