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Funny ASR Bloopers
Posted: Nov 13, 2009
I had a report today in which ASR interpreted a doctor's name as "Dr. Vagina." LMAO. His name was not even close to the word "vagina." I had one a couple of months ago I will never forget. ASR: "The patient is going to hell." Corrected: "The patient is going to Iowa." How do you get 'hell" out of Iowa? LOL. If nothing else, ASR is good for a few laughs on occasion.
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