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Posted: Jun 18, 2013

Dictated:  He has a normal male circumcised phallus.
VR: He is  a normal male circumcised phallus.
 

 

Dictated:  Rectal examination is significant for prostatic enlargement. 

VR: Rectal examination is significant for prosthetic enlargement


 

Dictated: Heme negative stools. 
VR: HEENT:  negative stools.   

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