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An Obamacare e-mail that actually made me
Posted: Oct 29, 2013
toward the end is strictly out of consideration for the board's high standards of behavior. Insert the appropriate vulgarity as desired.
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the *******s in Washington.
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Cute! :) - nm
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LOL - *Seriously
[ In Reply To ..]The ENTs would not hear of it, said it didn't pass the smell test, and couldn't swallow it, and the Optometrists couldn't see why not.
ROTFL. Thanks for posting that. Loved it.
That's really cute too. How'd it go missing? - x
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It's an old joke that's been around for years - nothing new
[ In Reply To ..]It's still cute, but not new
Is There A Problem With Posting Something "not new"? - Just Really Curious
[ In Reply To ..]Is it okay to post something that is not new? I'm just asking because I see that on this board a lot: "nothing new," as if it somehow makes the post it is under "less than" because the poster who has already seen it has to let everyone know it's something they already saw.
I'm not trying to be rude here at all. I see that phrase posted on here *a lot*, and I'm just really curious.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read! (sm) - Libby
[ In Reply To ..]I hope you don't mind if I "borrow" it to show my doctor. I have an appointment with him next month, and I believe he'd love it and will want to pass it around to patients, staff and medical students.
Plus, he has a sort of sick sense of humor like I do, and I know he'll LOVE this.
Thank you very much.
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