just didn't answer the door. - nm

The End. - nm

didn't bake a cake - anon

Imagine my surprise when... - nm

the story derailed, so I... - nm

played sick - n/m

and started to watch my favorite movie... - nm

Being John Malkovich...or even that other one... - nm

Home Alone - nm

and poured myself a - ...

a very large glass of peppermint schnapps. - nm

I started to think of ways I could protect myself if - nm

just broke down the door - .

oh, stupid, I meant the person at the door just broke it - down.

and so I had another drink and - ...

just like in that movie, The Shining - nm

someone hacked through the door with a hatchet - nm

"Honey, I'm home" he sneared. - nm

Make me a drink..... - nm

"I cant. I just drank the last of the alcohol," I said and I - flung my glass in his direction

and just barely missed his head. He sneared... - nm

and said, well then, you best just think of something else to - nm

watch! I'm done with this movie! - : )

Then I shot him. - The End.

oh, but it wasnt the end. He sprung back to life. - He was obviously a

zombie because he - nm

jumpign rope with his entrails - nm

and leaking bodily fluids - nm

all over the... - nm

driveway and then - nm

sucking them up with a straw - nm

and what a great visual! He then - nm