drown my MT sorrows in a cold one when - nm

in walked an honest MTSO owner who.... - nm

was dressed in an Armani suit. I thought is he really an honest - MTSO or just

a blood thirsty monger like all of them are - nm

but this MTSO owner was a woman and not like.... - nm

that guy who takes a lot of Imodium.... - nm

...meet an old, old friend of mine - wheres_my_job

...Sigourney Weaver. Having recently retired from film, she - ...

now spends her time in the pub, playing the - nm

bagpipes and moaning about - nm

the price of cigarettes - nm

Fortunately, it's still cheap to drink, so we tied one on. - nm

Then we left the pub and headed to... - nm

her car for a road trip! We decided to - nm

leave the car parked as we had tied one on and take the train to... - nm

Vegas, baby! - where we immediately

Ordered another drink and... - nm

and headed for the Celine Dion show, but on the way we - nm

dropped a few quarters in the slot machines and... - nm

Jackpot, won more than all my years working as an MT and now.... - nm

...I paint all day, putter in my greenhouse, and hatch butterflies year round - wheres_my_job

and all my friends say: - You are the bomb!