Funny medical exams

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , San Francisco 2... At ...

These are mistakes and bloopers which were put together from medical charts. Some of these are very funny. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his ai ...

I happened to make up some of Paula Deen's house seasoning mix (just salt paprika etc), and I used it the other day - I thought, since Paula Deen has diabetes, maybe we should honor her with a medical term in her name: have high blood sugar- you have paula-glycemia! everyone in your entire family have diabetes - that's y'all-glycemia! :) just having some fun! ...

Has anybody taken either of these exams, and what advice can you offer? I used to have a CMT but let it go because it was essnetially worthless and now I want this job that I think the RHDS or CHDS might help me get. How far in advance did you have to schedule the exam, how long did it actually take you to take the test, how hard was it, any constructive comments would be greatly appreciated. I haven't even looked at the BOS3 but have a BOS 2 that I actuall ...

My co-worker and I sent an email to Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck with this subject line and gave them a few points of interest. Not sure if anyone here would be interested in doing the same; however, I think if they get enough e-mails it might stir them into action. Just a thought.... ...

Before I make a doctor appn (especially because I do not have the money), can anyone tell me what would cause my left eye to become blood shot at least twice a week? Always the far outer section and almost 4 weeks of this. I get headaches a lot, but have a very long history of migraines. Any ideas? ...

I know you can get muscle and joint aches and pains with statin drugs. My question is, and I can't find this anywhere, is - I've been taking atorvastatin for about 10 months now, and I've only started having aches and cramps in my legs for about 3 months. Has anyone heard of it taking that long before the pain starts? (I stopped taking it for 3 weeks to see if the pain would stop, and it didn't, so I started taking them again). I'm going to a ...

Some time back I mentioned to my DIL that her father should get his heart checked out. I noticed he had creases in his earlobes. The reason I mentioned is was for the fact I had a cardiologist who says this over and over in dictations, then when studying further found it could mean heart problems. Well, you would have thought I had tried to kill someone, everyone sprang into action stating there was nothing wrong with him at all. Fast forward a few years, DIL's father just recovering from q ...

Found this on another site and since it's public domain, wanted to share it. A Medical Transcriptionist's Prayer Dear Lord, Bless the work of my hands and may it glorify You. In all that I do, help me to remember that a patient's lifemay depend on the quality of my work. Keep me alert to discrepancies and inconsistencies,and help me to concentrate on my work. Give me compassion, Lord, and never let me seethe report I'm typing as a case or a n ...

I have a question for any MT who is undergone chemotherapy. About a year ago, I was diagnosed with cancer. I underwent extensive abdominal surgery to remove the tumor and had a very difficult and prolonged recovery time. I was unable to begin chemotherapy until a couple of months after my surgery. At the time I had my surgery, with the help of the hospital's social services, I applied for SSI/SSDI. After I had recovered from surgery, my oncologist had recommended that I try to work ...

When transcribing delivery notes I notice cord blood obtained for cord registry and other things, think I have seen something regarding the placenta. Can someone with the knowledge tell me what they are talking about in this regard, is this for future pregnanies regarding the mother or donating for other people or ? Thanks. ...

I find this intersting! A report from the American Association for Justice claims that preventable medical errors are the sixth largest cause of death in the U.S. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/patient-awoke-doctors-errantly-preparing-remove-her-organs-141547610.html ...

Has anyone ever heard of a company called Chiron Medical Trancription? I got an email to test with them, but in searching for their company online, was not able to find anything. I was wondering if it was a scam company or legit? If anyone knows anything, please let me know. Thanks a bunch:) ...

March 16, 2012. I went for the interview today, which went exceptionally well especially considering I have not had a "live" interview in over 20 years, I was offered the job on the spot and after explaining that I want to work a notice, I will start with my State on March 16th. I am so excited, if I could have started today I would have, lol. One of the huge concerns that I was having was the social anxiety that I have developed since I have been home. However, today I seemed to come out of ...

I have these spasms going on. First had botox injections which gave the impression of perhaps having had stroke on one side of my face. Those really lasted about 1 day as far as taking away the spasms, the lack of facial expression went on for about 4 months. Other day went to another neurologist and prescribed benzodiazepines, taken those for 2 days now and see absolutely no improvement. Has anyone else had these and if so, what worked for you? ...

I have always considered myself in excellent health especially with all the health issues I type on each and every day with people younger or near my age. I was diagnosed with hypothyroidism in the late 80s and the doctor asked me about anyone in my family who had it, usually he said runs in the females and told me to let any daughters I might have the information. I went back to an older aunt and she could think of no one in the family with this. I since have been diagnosed with a kidney diseas ...

D: The patient had 2+ pitting edema around the ankles. T: The patient had 2 pus-spitting demons around the ankles. D: Skin cancer of the face removed with hemorrhoidectomy. D: skin ellipse T: skinny lips D: The patient is allergic to adhesive tape. T: The patient is allergic to a piece of cake. He has no difficulty getting up out of the toilet. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she was very hot in bed last night. The patient is a 65-year-old ...

News media (witnesses) tweets at link. ...

I hope she strokes out just ahead of election day. ...

Well here in California, we have passed a prop that OK's the sale of marijuana in pot shops, although it restricts exactly what areas they can run these businesses. Such as they must be at least 1 mile from schools and churches. Other restrictions too. But evidently the people of California do not want to make medical marijuana illegal. So they are still in business. In my opinion, selling marijuana is beneficial for patients with chronic conditions, such as ...

Now that the elections are over, it seems Obamacare will be going into effect. What do you think the MTSOs are going to do? The new law will require all businesses with over 50 employees to offer insurance. It really would be nice if the large companies did the right thing and offered insurance without having to meet line count guidelines. Insurance being tied to line count always leaves a bad taste in the mouth of employees because when work is low, you ...

"The lights were low" - no, this is not the beginning of a romance novel, it's how it was when I walked into this doctor's family practice clinic. I felt really uptight - I don't have insurance, and was expecting the worst, some zinger of a bill at the very end, some fee, something they hadn't told me about. The front office was kind of cramped, I admit, the phone ringing, scheduling...but then this calm relaxed medical assistant led me to the room, took my blood press ...

Discussion last night regarding Hillary's falls and twitches and Dr. Ben Carson said thorough complete current medical records of ALL candidates should be given to the public. Given the current advanced ages of the candidates and how the presidency ages you (see Obama age while president) would you like to know more about the health of the candidates, Trump and Clinton. See video discussion below. ...

How the New Health Care Law Affects Medical Expense Deductions by Sally Herigstad How the new health care law affects medical expense deductions in 2013 For 2013, new rules enacted under the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act of 2010 may affect how much you can deduct for medical expenses – or if you can take a medical expense deduction at all. Higher “floor” before you can start taking medical expense deductions Prior to 2013, you could only deduct medical expe ...

Hello, I do not have the money to keep spending on no where careers. I am wondering what people think would be the better at home career for someone who is already an MT? Someone a few years back said she was an MT and got into copyediting after. For those who don't know, a copyeditor is kind of like a proofreader but they also look at content. A medical coder codes procedures, etc. for billing purposes. I have looked into both and cannot make a decision. &n ...

My brother has been admitted to a rehab facility for treatment of his diabetic leg wound, with apparent debridement down to bone from what he tells me. The problem is, he has Alzheimer's, is understandably depressed, and sounds pretty sedated when I call him. His wife is elderly and ill and hospitalized herself and doesn't comprehend much. I'd like to know more about his condition and what's being done for it and the prognosis for release. I ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr1IDQ2V1eM This is very interesting especially to medical transcriptionists. ...

At one time, the office may have been less professional but also friendly. There was a change in office manager and things are very rigid. I think they try to act so professional they lose something in the process. A lot of reviews have stated the front-desk people are rude. This was true in the past for some time but staff has changed. They are very rigid. I liked the office more when you could hear the staff chatting among themselves at the beginning of the day. There once was a worker who got ...

Dear God: I join all the medical transcribers throughout the united states of america referable to our career as a medical transcriptionist. We come to you, not goverment official, welfare, or any other wordly agency. We come to you through the blood of the lamb, JESUS CHRIST. You said anything we ask you in JESUS name, you would honor it. Please help us. We are being taken advantage of tremendously. Our job has also been given to others overseas. ...

Funny medical exams

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