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Posted: Apr 12, 2013

Rep. Stockman floats new slogan: ‘If babies had guns, they wouldn’t be aborted’

By David Edwards
Friday, April 12, 2013 13:22 EDT
Steve Stockman screenshot
 

Rep. Steve Stockman believes that giving guns to fetuses could completely change the abortion debate.

In a message posted to the congressman’s campaign Twitter account on Thursday night, Stockman wrote, “Our campaign bumper sticker: If babies had guns, they wouldn’t be aborted.”

The image of a bumper sticker with the same message and the phrase “Vote Pro-Life!” was included with the tweet.

 

Stockman has vowed to block any legislation expanding background checks passed by the Senate by using a so-called “blue slip” on the basis that a “requirement to make citizens submit to a background check imposes a tax.”

“Constitutional rights don’t require permission slips,” the congressman said in a statement on Wednesday. “If you infringe upon the Second Amendment’s absolute protections, you will be removed from office,” he added.

A spokesperson in Stockman’s Capitol Hill office confirmed to Raw Story on Friday that the account belonged to the congressman’s campaign. A second @SteveWorks4You handle is considered to be his official congressional account.

Stockman has only been in office a few months, but has already become known for his controversial tweets.

“If Obama gets any more bitter they’ll bottle his sweat as tonic water,” he wrote in early March.

“The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out,” another tweet said.


As one of the commenters there so lucidly says:

Glock H. Palin, Esq.  10 hours ago

You have got to be kidding me. I have seen posts here suggesting the same thing as a joke, as a way to make fun of conservatives' gun-humping ways. "If only the fetus had a gun it could have protected itself, hur hur hur". And now we have an actual elected Republican politician saying it, in earnest.

Poe's law strikes again. It is impossible to write a parody of Republicans that is more absurd than what some Republicans actually say.

;

I see that Poe's Law was covered in the C&P - grits

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...thereby saving me the trouble. All there is left for me to do is *headdesk*

*repeatedly*

It's getting really hard - Fanatical Husseincommie

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to distinguish actual Republican quotes from comedy sketches about Republican politicians. All they ever talk about is people having sex with dogs and goats, babies with guns, and Mexicans smuggling in terrorist cell anchor babies. Louie Gohmert or Michelle Bachmann alone could provide a lifetime of comedy. I wish they could put all the crazy Republican quotes from the new millenium into a book, but it would make the Dorland's look like a pocket book. Even Biden, despite his best efforts, can't keep up with it.

I forget - NK

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what name he uses on this board. :)

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