"I miss Bill"...
Posted: Jun 5, 2016
It doesn't matter what party you belong to -
this is good natured political humour from a
show on Canadian TV, where a black
comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"
*****
He was the closest thing we ever got to
having a real black man as President.
*He played the sax.
*He smoked weed.
*He had his way with ugly white women.
*Even now? Look at him ... his wife works,
and he doesn't! And, he gets
a check from the government every month.
*****
Manufacturers announced today that they
will be stocking America 's shelves this week
with " Clinton Soup," in honour of one of the
nations' distinguished men. It consists
primarily of a weenie in hot water.
*****
*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car
to its line to honour Bill Clinton. The Dodge
Drafter will be built in Canada .
*When asked what he thought about foreign
affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."
*****
*The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly
swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole
truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what
I think you need to know."
*****
*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only
President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.
;
"I miss Bill" - pmk
[ In Reply To ..]
Ah, yes. Our "explainer in Chief". I miss him too, one of the best Prez we've ever had. Life was good. Economy was great!
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