Funny stuff!

Anyone remember the comic, Norm Crosby. His whole routine was based on malapropisms where he used the wrong word with comic results. I saw a couple right here on MT Stars. Here they are: It's a story (sorry) state of affairs. It would make me illegible (ineligible) to be rehired. I see a couple of these a week but who knows if they are from picking the wrong word in spellcheck. I think they're a hoot. Anyone got anymore? ...

that marston was smoking! He obviously was not a transcriptionist! ...

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has become the chief attack dog against his co-religionist Mitt Romney, but on Wednesday that attack went even further when his official Senate office released a statement that attributed a quote to Mr. Romney, even though he said the exact opposite. Mr. Reid's release quoted the Republican presidential nominee's staff as telling the Boston Globe that Mr. Romney would "not honor deportation exemptions" that President Obama has granted under h ...

Before anyone toe-toes the source, the same exact interview was reported in four other sources (at least) and its the same wording in all sources. I think this is pretty scary that some poeple think this way. It's an interview with Samuel Jackson and what he has to say. Can't even copy and paste the wording as it could be banned. He's one of the best actors of our time, but I sure have lost all respect for him and now am unsure if I care to watch any other movi ...

The so-called racist Republican justice of the peace who refused to perform an interracial marriage was really a lifelong democrat UNTIL 2008, when he switched parties. He was STILL a DEMOCRAT when he refused to do the ceremony and three other interracial marriages as well. The media ONLY got on this one when they thought they could say this guy was a racist republican. They ignored this story when he was a raaaaacist DEMOCRAT, which he was when he refused to do these ceremonies! How t ...

of the time! http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20100320/pl_mcclatchy/3457015 http://www.jackandjillpolitics.com/2010/03/tea-party-protesters-yell-nigger-at-rep-lewis-and-faggot-at-rep-frank- Still think they are not racist????? ...

This is one of the best videos out there. It contains a ton of little-known facts. You will never view world history the same after watching it. ...

I just moved into a new place a couple of months ago and haven't really gotten to know any of my neighbors except for a casual wave or "hello." This morning, one of my neighbors put some literature about a product she apparently sells on my door with a nice note to call her if I saw anything I'd like to sample. It's some skin care line called Votre Vu, supposedly all natural/organic and imported from France. Does anyone have any first-hand experience with this stuff and ...

enjoy! http://www.wimp.com/dogdad/ ...

A friend of mine just signed up to sell BeautiControl products. I'm not familiar with that line and wondered if anyone here has used or is using it. I hate shelling out money for products unless I've heard pretty decent things about them, but I'm not adverse to trying new things. TIA! ...

I had a miracle this Christmas...plenty of food in the house and toys for the kids...even some goodies for me:))) God bless us one and all!! ...

ONIONS In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people there was this Doctor that visited the many farmers to see if he could help them combat the flu. Many of the farmers and their family had contracted it and many died. The doctor came upon this one farmer and to his surprise, everyone was very healthy. When the doctor asked what the farmer was doing that was di ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HMWWYcoIFI ...

If this keeps up, he'll be in negative numbers. LOL If the senate doesn't come up with a better healthcare plan they can kiss their seats goodbye. It seems like what I said yesterday about people regretting for this buffoon has truth even though you called me a liar. I know you don't believe polls but too bad. Don't bother with the Hillary poll because that has nothing to do with Trump losing popuarity. It's happening whether you want to keep you ...

After weeks and months of fixating on tweets and Russia, someone in the press decided to have a look at what the Trump administration has been up to since January. Lo and behold, they discovered that it's getting a lot done. "Trump Has Quietly Accomplished More Than It Appears" reads the headline in the Atlantic. "With the Trump administration's chaos sucking up all the attention," the article begins, "it's been able to move forward on a range of its priorities.... It is rem ...

Such as... ...it was not a registered charity for a number of years... ...they told people they could deduct donations from taxes when they could not... ...they have paid Bill Clinton exorbitant amounts of money far beyond what charities pay to board members... ...that it has been a personal slush fund for the Clintons... ...and more about pay-to-play. This will come as such a surprise to everyone who thought the foundation was a legitimate charity. All 3 of them. ...

My grandma had a saying -- Use it up, wear it out, make do, or do without. I picked up a book called Living More With Less. It's full of tips and stories from Mennonites. I've changed a few of my ways due to what I've read. I still have a loooooong way to go. Right now I'm working on paring down my wardrobe. If I got rid of the things I rarely wear, or never wear, or only wear because my favorite things are dirty, I'd have so much more room from n ...

Bryn Mawr student says she dropped out after ridicule for backing Trump. I find this sad and disappointing. A young woman lets go of her dream because of bullying by fellow college students. ...

I have quite a bit of clutter and am considering selling on ebay, craigslist, etc. I have never done this before, either bought or sold. I have read the tips on craigslist about dealing locally, meeting in a very public place, what not to accept as payment, etc. - all great information. What about if it use ebay? How can I protect myself there, make sure I don't send someone something and not be paid, at least be as cautious as possible. TIA for all suggestions. ...

Better not have any family members take care of your finances/bill paying, etc. because you just don’t want to do it anymore or you’ll be labeled mentally ill. What’s next? Obama’s Gun-Control Plan Includes Gun-Ban For Some Social Security Beneficiaries The Los Angeles Times reported that a ban was being put together “outside of public view,” so all the details were not known. But the Times did know that the ban would ...

I guess you would call it mold or mildew, but I thought that stuff was black. It is growing on my porch railings, porch steps, and on the side of the house. I guess there is not enough sun there. What can you use to get rid of it, and perhaps deter it from coming back quickly. Will bleach discolor the vinyl siding, which is not white? What do you do? ...

Tweedle-Dee steps down. Tweedle-Dum steps up. Two hags stirring the same cauldron. ...

...but they laugh at people who are skeptical about the crappy so-called "climate science." Sun activity the lowest since the last mini-ice age. Very interesting article. Link below. ...

http://airamerica.com/theronreaganshow/blog/11-20-2009/listen-t-shirt-wants-kill-barack-obama/ ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-k-UQ95wWc&feature=youtu.be ...

I've come across some funny voice recognition, but this one...well, you be the judge! Dictated: ICD-9 code. Voice recognized as: Psychogenic potatoes!! ...

Funny stuff!

Scary stuff! - Smitty

You can't-and that is what is scary! - Colleen

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