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Why you need to stay alert doing ASR


Posted: Mar 13, 2011

Dictator was doing a cranial nerve exam and said, "The patient was able to smell my cologne."  ASR said, "The patient was able to smell my colon."  You gotta love it.

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That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. - cr

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Had a VR report last week that came up - IAMT

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on the pelvic portion of the physical as "cervix is clothed." Yup, gotta watch every word - but sometimes they are kinda funny.

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