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What a hilarious night I'm having! This one is too much.


Posted: Jun 8, 2012

Okay, first of all, if the dictator isn't at least slightly gassed, he has some other problem, and yes, I listened to it 3 times:

"This is Dr _____, defecating a pulmonary consultation on _____"

I'm going to the ER now.  I'm pretty sure I busted a gut.

 

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