I keep a file of funnies I hear. Here's one.

A couple VR funnies for the day: Dictated: Patient was treated with Dilaudid and Zofran. ASR: Patient was treated with diet of the daughter and Zofran. Dictated: Patient did relay a history of frequent ear infections. ASR: Patient did relay a history of for freak and a year infection. ...

Anyone heard any new jokes lately? :) ...

I come on this board once in a while to get some lighted mood with a good joke or two and all I find are speech rec foibles. I don't think they are "funny." I think it is pretty sad, actually. Nothing is humerous about how the speech recordings screw up. Lets get some good old fashioned jokes on here once, like it USED to be. JMO. No flaming allowed. ...

Found these on a British site, so some of the references may be a little weird. ABITHAD - Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor. ADR - Ain't Doin' Right. ART - Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased). ATSWWT - Always Thinks Something's Wrong With Them. CTD - Circling The Drain. DAAD - Dead As A Doornail. DRT - Dead Right There. ETK(T)M - Every Test Known To Man. FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom. FFFF - Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent. FF or FFY - Frequent Flyer - A ...

Aren't you glad they still need us around to fix things? Dictator: She has a warm, er, cold compress on her forehead. Period. ASR typed: She has a warm, or cold, breast on her head for a period. Dictator: Morbid obesity. AST typed: More will be seen. ...

These were some great comedians of my time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtDidm0pRE ...

which site do you use?I have treid a few different sites .... I always do to compare...and have found there seems to always be a difference.Well I am coming up with few hundred dollars difference among these sites.I have checked and rechecked my math...and can not figure it out.I have tried 4 sites...and not one of them show the exact same amount that I will be refunded.WHY???? ...

I might write some more about this later on but just now am wondering about the above. I have been married over 10 years now but questioning about doing the above for this next year. Long story so will not go into it at this late hour tonight. If you file separate, any advantages or disadvantages. I always thought better for a couple to file together but.... like I said more later. What about deductions, who would take those or? No young children in the picture here and we have taken itemized in ...

Beck had a lot more to say than just making a mistake about Iraq. It was quite powerful and actually chilling at times with regard to his perceptions and predictions, some of which have come to pass. At the end of his segment, he urged everyone to come together as Americans for the good of the country. ...

A group of illegal immigrants have filed a lawsuit against the Department of Homeland Security demanding that deportations be halted until President Barack Obama clarifies his amnesty plans, The Washington Post reported.The National Day Laborer Organizing Network, the advocacy group behind the lawsuit, wants deportations frozen and the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program expanded. The group complained in its petition that the rate of deportations ...

Obama or the democratic party. This is for those who don't wish to go down to my first posting or wish to ignore it. I just want to make sure everyone is straight on this. OBAMA OR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STOCK MARKET RALLY TODAY. There. Is that clear enough? The stock market closed at 13,292 because the ECG (European Central Bank) is buying up bonds. It has nothing to do with Obama. I can't believe you're trying to give credit to him or the part ...

Lawyers who worked with former President Barack Obama have formed a nonprofit called United to Protect Democracy, which aims at filing lawsuits against President Donald Trump's administration. That seems to be their only aim, nothing specific, just file lawsuits. ...

Be sure to read the comments after the article to get opinions from both sides. https://www.numbersusa.com/news/irs-commissioner-illegal-aliens-can-use-stolen-ssns-file-tax-returns ...

It's on right now. There will be a replay at 9 p.m. Pacific time. This is a must see! ...

Healthcare.gov for problems not getting healthcare are sending their appeals out into space. There is no appeals process and this is in the bill that no one read. I feel so sorry for these people. Check this out. Link ...

or any other news station for that matter. http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/2012_presidential_matchups ...

I know a lot of you don't like Fox or Bill O'Reilly, but his talking point memo was eye opening. Please watch even if you don't like him... http://video.foxnews.com/v/2210232629001/disturbing-situation-involving-john-kerry-and-michelle-obama/?intcmp=obnetwork ...

Must be the sound of Obamacare defunding being stripped from the bill that funds the government which just passed the Senate. ...

The Washington Redskins are dropping the "Washington" from their name because it's an embarrassment. LOL ...

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With this guy. Trump is a real peach. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/twitter-criticizes-trumps-dinner-with-senators-who-will-question-james-comey/ar-BBCdkOW?li=BBnbcA1 ...

people admitting to that these days. The party lacks a candidate that is satisfactory to me. Romney comes closest, but I don't like him either. He may be the best option for moderates to reclaim the party. Are there any other moderates out their that now feel disconnected from their party? For me, I do feel totally disconnected and do not want to be associated with the radical element of the republican party. I think I may be an independent now. My ...

I wonder if it also works the other way? Sure wish they'd hurry up with those vaccines.... ...

(CNN) -- A panel of historians has found an "appalling" number of factual errors in a new fourth-grade history textbook used in many Virginia school districts, one of the experts said. The panelists vetted the book "Our Virginia: Past and Present" at the state's request, after it drew national scrutiny for its controversial assertion that during the Civil War, units of black soldiers fought on the Confederate side. Among the mistakes noted by the three reviewers: • The War of In ...

What exactly is he trying to do here? Is he embracing the Arab countries? Does he want to rule the world? Why should we be so involved with the rest of the Arab world since they hate us so much? Why doesn't he worry about THIS country first? You tell me. At the US State Department in Washington, DC, President Obama delivered what the White House billed as a major address on what role the US should play in the post-“Arab Spring” world, in which he pledg ...

ATLANTA (AP) -- Police say a man who robbed a Wendy's at gunpoint was so upset with his haul that he twice called the fast food restaurant to complain. A man wearing a ski mask and holding a gun walked up to the drive-through window of an Atlanta Wendy's about 11:15 p.m. Saturday. He told an employee to put the cash drawer on the counter. The robber grabbed the drawer and ran away. Police say he later called the fast food restaurant to complain about the lack of cash. In one call h ...

I keep a file of funnies I hear. Here's one.

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