Frank Gorshin funnies

A couple VR funnies for the day: Dictated: Patient was treated with Dilaudid and Zofran. ASR: Patient was treated with diet of the daughter and Zofran. Dictated: Patient did relay a history of frequent ear infections. ASR: Patient did relay a history of for freak and a year infection. ...

Anyone heard any new jokes lately? :) ...

I come on this board once in a while to get some lighted mood with a good joke or two and all I find are speech rec foibles. I don't think they are "funny." I think it is pretty sad, actually. Nothing is humerous about how the speech recordings screw up. Lets get some good old fashioned jokes on here once, like it USED to be. JMO. No flaming allowed. ...

Found these on a British site, so some of the references may be a little weird. ABITHAD - Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor. ADR - Ain't Doin' Right. ART - Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased). ATSWWT - Always Thinks Something's Wrong With Them. CTD - Circling The Drain. DAAD - Dead As A Doornail. DRT - Dead Right There. ETK(T)M - Every Test Known To Man. FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom. FFFF - Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent. FF or FFY - Frequent Flyer - A ...

Aren't you glad they still need us around to fix things? Dictator: She has a warm, er, cold compress on her forehead. Period. ASR typed: She has a warm, or cold, breast on her head for a period. Dictator: Morbid obesity. AST typed: More will be seen. ...

He does seem to be competent to make poor medical decisions. ...

is ahead in the polls. That is just amazing to me. The man admitted to having paid Stephen L. Gobie, a male prostitute, for sex and subsequently hiring Gobie as his personal assistant. Gobie used the congressman's Washington apartment for prostitution. Not to mention the fact that he was in bed with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and said that they were fine right before the you-know-what hit the fan. He is also linked to the Maxine Waters scandal where she got 12 millio ...

and pay billions in taxes. ...

mostly former Obama voters, leaning towards Romney. Said Obama is just bulls___ing as usual. ...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/07/barney-frank-was-present_n_349648.html ...

homophobe in US history. Former Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) spoke at the Democratic National Convention’s LGBT Caucus meeting on Tuesday where he harshly criticized GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump’s promise to appoint a Supreme Court Justice like the late Antonin Scalia. “There has never been a more highly placed militant homophobe in the history of the United States,” Frank said of Scalia. “He was a bigot.” […] This is not the first time Frank has called Justice S ...

If you don't like this link, you can read more in Huffington Post. ...

Nine months after he penned a memo laying out the arguments for health care legislation's destruction, Republican message guru Frank Luntz has put together a playbook to help derail financial regulatory reform.In a 17-page memo titled, "The Language of Financial Reform," Luntz urged opponents of reform to frame the final product as filled with bank bailouts, lobbyist loopholes, and additional layers of complicated government bureaucracy."If there is one thing we can all agree on, it's ...

From the House Financial Services Committee from Oct. 2012-A very interesting and LONG (9 pages) summation of the Dodd-Frank Act. I only copied the first page or so. The Dodd-Frank Act, the Persistence of “Too Big to Fail,” and the Institutionalization of Government Bailouts Of all the claims made by the proponents of the Dodd-Frank Act, the most important are these: that the Dodd-Frank Act ends “too big to fail” and that it protects the American taxpa ...

Frank Gorshin funnies

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