Obama in 39 months

39 months of Obama in 231 words

You must have health insurance to be a citizen, but you don’t need proof of citizenship to vote.

Profit is scorned, non-profit revered.

A man is innocent until proven guilty, unless his guilt suits a convenient narrative.

Arming foreign criminals with guns that kill our agents is unworthy of investigation or a staffing change.

Forty million new patients will receive health care without increasing the number of doctors, but your doctor and your health care plan won’t suffer.

The Constitution says whatever the man wearing the flag pin says it says.

We betray our friends’ secret plans, while transmitting comfort to Vladimir.

Fifty billion dollars of other people’s money is nothing between pals, GM.

After a full year of receiving unemployment checks, you have 47 more weeks to go.

If you give up trying to find a job, you are no longer unemployed. Congratulations.

Dividing citizens against each other, according to union membership, skin color and wealth, is called “leadership.”

Seizing money from the rich is called “justice,” and, for our present purposes, let’s call our great grandchildren’s generation “rich.”

Murdering infants is a choice, a choice that will be funded by the American taxpayer.

When money is needed, money is printed.

It is possible to lead from behind.

Up, henceforth, will be down … but subject to change.

When he said “hope and change,” we should have asked for specifics.