like every other stinking day. - Zville MT

my hair looking like medusa and my face as wrinkly as - a Shar Pei, but I had

a lunch date with Capt. Kirk so - I knew I had to

prepare to get beamed - nm

by Scotty... - nm

in order to get reamed by big Jim T. - to that end, I

brushed my hair, - put on my makeup and

charged my phaser, hoping I - ...

would have the opportunity to - nm

use it on... - nm

Will Robinson - nm

or one of those green ladies - who are always

When I had a drink - nm

To bolster my nerves, I noticed that nm - Old Woman

fruit flies are actually pretty tasty - when covered in

rum. - Zville MT

I buy them by the case - nm

Just when I thought - nm

the day couldn't get any - stranger

Scotty called to tell me Capt Kirk was... - nm

now Capt. Kirketta - oh dear

looks like I'll be having lunch with Mr. Spock - nm

He's got a bigger.... - set of ears anyway

among other things. ;-) - nm

...and I hear he's a great dancer - nm

in his own way with his big ears... - and what not

but he is especially great at... - nm

navigating that big - nm

light beam laser - around my wicked