The patient is a well-manned, pleasant male. -- LOL!! -- nm

Doc says "this patient only wakes up to hit the examiner". I'm thinking she must be an MT. You go girl and hit him once for me too! ...

Typing a report on a patient named "Patsy". Doctor called her "Pasty" ...

Patient presents to ER with "trimmers" (tremors). Cut them shrubs, man! ...

Several family members while in nursing homes have been approached by religious "Zealouts" trying to push the "right faith" by staff or so-called "visitors" on them. I am so sick of it! My Dad was presented with a Bible of different faith at 81 and dying. Now another member at 85 in failure was presented with 3 different "faiths" by the "staff" and I am enraged. Being asked questions by 85-YO as to what is "B'hai" and what is "Spiritualism." I am so sick of it. Keep your Bible(s) off their ...

Doctor said the patient was being transferred to Health____ (name of facility), and VR said the patient was being transferred to hell. My tired old mind found that amusing. ...

And it asks about PMH, PSH, HPI and under social history it asks: Sexual partners: one or multiple. Would you answer truthfully or do as I did. N/A: Should be asked by OB-GYN if even then, IMO ...

I am just reading this morning about the nurse who has tested positive for Ebola in Texas after taking care of Eric Duncan. Nurse understood the risks of working so close to one of the world’s most feared viruses and tried to reassure her family that she would be safe. When nurse’s mother learned her daughter was caring for Thomas Eric Duncan, nurse told her: “Mom, no. Don’t worry about me,” family friend said. How would the mother have known had the daughter not told her? Is that ...

...has had difficulty catching her breasts." I do hate it when that happens. She needs to use one of those leash things...whaddya call it? Oh, yeah - a bra. ...

My husband told me he read somewhere on the Internet about an ophthalmologist telling an extremely obese patient that he was refusing to do her eye exam since she was going to lose her sight anyway because of her uncontrolled (apparently she's been noncompliant with her diabetic care) diabetes and obesity. He told her she was obese and had better ose some weight What are your thoughts? He's just a jerk. He cares about his patients and knows her obesity is going to kill he ...

Today's Ebola news shocker (not!!) is that information obtained from a diligent and thorough nurse failed to make into clinical decision making, and the patient was sent home with antibiotics for undiscovered Ebola. Properly handled, the patient would have gone into isolation at that time, and been treated with appropriate supportive measures, and not spent 2 additional days exposing others to the virus. If many more Ebola cases occur as a result of this totally commonplace error on the p ...

I was glad he spelled the name! ...

I saw the following on Facebook; some are just funny phrasing by the dictator, but sadly most of them are MT errors - either way, still good for a few giggles http://www.quickmeme.com/news/?p=5517 ...

He said: "She has a fistula in her left upper extremity." VR wrote: "She has a fish odor." Can you imagine if that wasn't corrected and left as is, and another doctor comes along and says, "Tell me about your fish odor." I had another report today where the dictator had momentarily stopped speaking, and VR just threw in, "He was born skinny." ...

I have a male puppy who is about 9 months old. I have only had females so this is a real change for me! He likes to pee on everything. I realize he is marking his turf. The problem is...this is MY turf! If I have him neutered, will that stop this behavior? Also, will it make him less hyper? I know he is a puppy and is supposed to be energetic but it's beyond that. He may just be high-strung but he just does not stop! I am going to have him neutered for the health benefit anyway but was just ...

Great - more male (?) snowflakes with pansies stuck up their behinds. The male population of this nation is being turned into a bunch of wimps who couldn't fight their way out of a designer messenger bag. Pardon me if I still prefer manly men (and womanly women), and I don't think the male population is infected with "toxic" masculinity or needs any help from liberal university simps. Social engineering of the most extreme (and frightening) variety. You couldn't make ...

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/10/20/new-oklahoma-abortion-law-violates-patient-privacy-critics-charge/ The floor is open for discussion/debate. ...

(These are the insurance companies, folks, NOT OBAMA.) Insurers Push Plans Limiting Patient Choice of Doctors Sandy Huffaker for The New York Times By REED ABELSON Published: July 17, 2010 As the Obama administration begins to enact the new national health care law, the country’s biggest insurers are promoting affordable plans with reduced premiums that require participants to use a narrower selection of doctors or hospitals. The plans, being tested in places like San Diego ...

Here's my problem. He is the worst dog ever! He knocks over the trash cans and gets into the trash, he hikes his leg on everything from my bed, to my couch, to who knows what. He hates my cat. He barks at every thing. And to top it all off, he has become very attached to my daughter to the point that he wants to sleep with her which is an absolute no. However, he manages to slip into her room at night and when I try to remove him from the bed, he becomes ...

was like that? She would be called a racist. Her insinuation appears to be that Trump is leading and winning right now because Americans are chimps and they respond to dominant chimp displays. ...

Liberalism, atheism, male sexual exclusivity linked to IQBy Elizabeth Landau, CNNFebruary 26, 2010 5:03 p.m. EST(CNN) -- Political, religious and sexual behaviors may be reflections of intelligence, a new study finds.Evolutionary psychologist Satoshi Kanazawa at the the London School of Economics and Political Science correlated data on these behaviors with IQ from a large national U.S. sample and found that, on average, people who identified as liberal and atheist had higher IQs. This applied a ...

Nice pic of Hillary with this man. The mother of the victim is calling the death suspicious. ...

July 06, 2010 5:34 PM BARBARA COTTER The Gazette La Rosa Carrington has more than enough to worry about. She’’s a single mother with two teenage daughters, she’’s fighting a type of leukemia that requires five days of chemo a month for four months, and she lost her job in May. So the last thing she needed was news that her health insurance benefits would be terminated because she hadn’’t paid her premium in full. The shortfall? One penny. ""My medical bil ...

By John ByrneTuesday, May 4th, 2010 -- 2:10 pm A Christian leader and prominent neuro-psychiatrist who co-founded the Family Research Council with evangelist James Dobson took a ten-day European vacation with a callboy he met through RentBoy.com and was caught in an airport with the escort by a Miami newspaper. The escort said he had met George Rekers, professor of Neuropsychiatry and Behavioral Science at the University of South Carolina, on RentBoy.com. Rekers, when confronted, didn't d ...

Oh yeah, I have that problem too "people edema". That's why I prefer to stay at home and work. LOL ...

The patient is a well-manned, pleasant male. -- LOL!! -- nm

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