The patient was bit by the EMT

Doc says "this patient only wakes up to hit the examiner". I'm thinking she must be an MT. You go girl and hit him once for me too! ...

Typing a report on a patient named "Patsy". Doctor called her "Pasty" ...

Patient presents to ER with "trimmers" (tremors). Cut them shrubs, man! ...

Several family members while in nursing homes have been approached by religious "Zealouts" trying to push the "right faith" by staff or so-called "visitors" on them. I am so sick of it! My Dad was presented with a Bible of different faith at 81 and dying. Now another member at 85 in failure was presented with 3 different "faiths" by the "staff" and I am enraged. Being asked questions by 85-YO as to what is "B'hai" and what is "Spiritualism." I am so sick of it. Keep your Bible(s) off their ...

Doctor said the patient was being transferred to Health____ (name of facility), and VR said the patient was being transferred to hell. My tired old mind found that amusing. ...

And it asks about PMH, PSH, HPI and under social history it asks: Sexual partners: one or multiple. Would you answer truthfully or do as I did. N/A: Should be asked by OB-GYN if even then, IMO ...

I am just reading this morning about the nurse who has tested positive for Ebola in Texas after taking care of Eric Duncan. Nurse understood the risks of working so close to one of the world’s most feared viruses and tried to reassure her family that she would be safe. When nurse’s mother learned her daughter was caring for Thomas Eric Duncan, nurse told her: “Mom, no. Don’t worry about me,” family friend said. How would the mother have known had the daughter not told her? Is that ...

...has had difficulty catching her breasts." I do hate it when that happens. She needs to use one of those leash things...whaddya call it? Oh, yeah - a bra. ...

My husband told me he read somewhere on the Internet about an ophthalmologist telling an extremely obese patient that he was refusing to do her eye exam since she was going to lose her sight anyway because of her uncontrolled (apparently she's been noncompliant with her diabetic care) diabetes and obesity. He told her she was obese and had better ose some weight What are your thoughts? He's just a jerk. He cares about his patients and knows her obesity is going to kill he ...

Today's Ebola news shocker (not!!) is that information obtained from a diligent and thorough nurse failed to make into clinical decision making, and the patient was sent home with antibiotics for undiscovered Ebola. Properly handled, the patient would have gone into isolation at that time, and been treated with appropriate supportive measures, and not spent 2 additional days exposing others to the virus. If many more Ebola cases occur as a result of this totally commonplace error on the p ...

I was glad he spelled the name! ...

I saw the following on Facebook; some are just funny phrasing by the dictator, but sadly most of them are MT errors - either way, still good for a few giggles http://www.quickmeme.com/news/?p=5517 ...

He said: "She has a fistula in her left upper extremity." VR wrote: "She has a fish odor." Can you imagine if that wasn't corrected and left as is, and another doctor comes along and says, "Tell me about your fish odor." I had another report today where the dictator had momentarily stopped speaking, and VR just threw in, "He was born skinny." ...

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/10/20/new-oklahoma-abortion-law-violates-patient-privacy-critics-charge/ The floor is open for discussion/debate. ...

(These are the insurance companies, folks, NOT OBAMA.) Insurers Push Plans Limiting Patient Choice of Doctors Sandy Huffaker for The New York Times By REED ABELSON Published: July 17, 2010 As the Obama administration begins to enact the new national health care law, the country’s biggest insurers are promoting affordable plans with reduced premiums that require participants to use a narrower selection of doctors or hospitals. The plans, being tested in places like San Diego ...

July 06, 2010 5:34 PM BARBARA COTTER The Gazette La Rosa Carrington has more than enough to worry about. She’’s a single mother with two teenage daughters, she’’s fighting a type of leukemia that requires five days of chemo a month for four months, and she lost her job in May. So the last thing she needed was news that her health insurance benefits would be terminated because she hadn’’t paid her premium in full. The shortfall? One penny. ""My medical bil ...

Oh yeah, I have that problem too "people edema". That's why I prefer to stay at home and work. LOL ...

The patient was bit by the EMT

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