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Posted: May 27, 2014
A play on words -
1. ARBITRATOR - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
2. BERNADETTE - The act of torching a mortgage.
3. BURGLARIZE - What a crook sees through
4. AVOIDABLE - What a bullfighter tries to do
5. EYEDROPPER - Clumsy ophthalmologist
6. CONTROL - A short, ugly inmate.
7. COUNTERFEITER - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
8. ECLIPSE - What an English barber does for a living.
9. LEFT BANK - What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
10. HEROES - What a man in a boat does.
11. PARASITES - What you see from the Eiffel Tower.
12. PARADOX - Two physicians.
13. PHARMACIST - A helper on a farm.
14. POLARIZE - What penguins see through.
15. PRIMATE - Remove your spouse from in front of TV.
16. RELIEF - What trees do in the spring.
17. RUBBERNECK - What you do to relax your wife.
18. SELFISH - What the owner of a seafood store does.
19. SUDAFED - Brought litigation against a government official.
20. PARADIGMS - 20 cents.
My favorite is #5. - Thanks for the smiles
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