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Okay, this is funny. Obama turns to ex-Prez Jed Bartlett


Posted: Oct 8, 2012

NY Times opinion columnist Maureen Dowd imagines Aaron's Sorkin's version. :)

Whoops--Just finished reading the last half. Pubs who want to keep their high stoked a while longer might just skip the link. As for me I'm really wishing we could bring in Maureen as our debate  ringer next time. 

BARTLET (calling out) Don’t even get out of the car!

BARACK OBAMA (opening the door of his limo) Five minutes, that’s all I want.

BARTLET Were you sleepy?

OBAMA Jed —

BARTLET Was that the problem? Had you just taken allergy medication? General anesthesia?

OBAMA I had an off night.

BARTLET What makes you say that? The fact that the Cheesecake Factory is preparing an ad campaign boasting that it served Romney his pre-debate meal? Law school graduates all over America are preparing to take the bar exam by going to the freakin’ Cheesecake Factory!

For those up to the rest:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/07/opinion/sunday/dowd-two-presidents-smoking-and-scheming.html?pagewanted=all&src=ISMR_AP_LO_MST_FB

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