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This is a Vanity Fair article on Romney as a husband, father, and friend; his heritage as scion of a prestigious family; as a Mormon and his fasttracking in the church leadership; how he dealt with the problems of the people under his religious leadership, including women; and his 15 years at Bain Capital, including his philosophy of "creative destruction." Enjoy. :) http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/2012/02/mitt-romney-201202 ...

I've come across some funny voice recognition, but this one...well, you be the judge! Dictated: ICD-9 code. Voice recognized as: Psychogenic potatoes!! ...

Here's a funny one just got not too long ago... "The patient smokes a six-pack of beer per week." DUHHHH.... ...

ASR transcribed: Follow the penis been discontinued. Should've been: Felodipine has been discontinued. ...

Dictated: Unable to assess the penis collapse. Should be: Unable to assess the venous collapse. Happy Monday!!! ...

Got this on a VR report today!!! Lexapro beef for his known drug allergies. ...

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Doctor tried spelling a simple word, "celery," but spelled it out as S-A-L-E-R-Y. almost fell out of my chair laughing. ...

Dictates "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches David Letterman." VR says "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches meat." This will keep me giggling all night. ...

I have another funny clip for all of you. Enjoy it and keep laughing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbCY_yRWOc ...

The 10 Differences Between Fox News and MSNBC By Ken Kupchik Fox News fans defend their network's journalistic integrity by pointing to high ratings and MSNBC as the liberal equivalent. While the comparison may seem valid on the surface, there are glaring differences between the two networks. 10) Fox News claims "fair and balanced" coverage, while MSNBC is simply "the place for politics." 9) MSNBC devotes a three-hour daily segment to Joe Scarborough, a conservative from Newt Ging ...

"The patient is a 46 year old woman with a history of depression who recently broke up with her seven-year-old boyfriend." - She likes them young! ...

think so, don't bother reading it. As Thanksgiving approaches and the turkeys go from writing their bucket lists to brine buckets, we should all stop and realize that there is a lot to be thankful for. Here is Air America's top ten list of things every progressive should be smiling about. 10) A president who can form a coherent sentence, and answer serious questions without a perpetual smirk. 9) Lou Dobbs running for president, disproving the theory that he is a narcissistic ...

We had one today that read, The patient appears to be (present) with fetus in cephalic presentation. This should have read pregnant. We got a good laugh from this one. ...

VR: ...neuromuscular reeducation with cannabis repositioning. (are they teaching her how to pass it?) s/b: ...canalith repositioning. ...

Doctor said: SKIN: No rashes, lesions, or lacerations of any kind appreciated. VR output: SKIN: No rashes, lesions, or lacerations of a cat appreciated. ...

Dictator: ... the patient was extubated and sent to the PACU in stable condition. VR: The patient was extubated and sent packing in stable conditon. ...

The patient's temperature was 100 degrees orally, but went up to 103.5 shortly thereafter, and therefore was arrested. Egads....I don't like the laws in that state. ha ha ...

Doctor dictated - The patient smokes. System typed - The patient smokes stool. Have no idea why it put in \"stool\", because there was nothing to sound like it. ...

CONSULTANTS: Dr. Dhiarrhea. ...

ASR at its finest: "There is a eight leg testes bilaterally." ...

"The fascia was then awakened by Anesthesia." ...

Dictated: Will supply Mom with breast pump. ASR transcribed: Will slam mom with breast, no ...

Dictator: She has occasional ringing in the ears. VR: She has occasional ringing in the years. ...

ASR: History is significant for an old, old certain... Actual dictation: *phone ringing* ...

I LOVE President George Bush, but I can still laugh at some of the jokes that are said about him. Some of you libs need to lighten up a little bit. Geez! ...

A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.Dear Diary,For my birthday this year, I purchased a week of personal training at the local health club.Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.I called the club and ...

osteoarthritis is seen at mid and distal and her Fallon Jill joints and the radial aspect of the wrist. (Jill Fallon is a local doctor) It took a minute for me to realize it should have been interphalageal joints. ...

I was just thinking how funny it is that the very same people who argue that the government shouldn't be in the bedroom ("gay marriage") have no objections whatsoever when it comes to inviting the government into the examining room ("healthcare"). Please notice that I said "funny"...not "astonishing". I've watched the Democrats play both sides of the street for way too many years to be astonished at any oxymoron they come up with. ...

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