Clinton crying "clot"

Over the last few days, I’ve heard every imaginable conspiracy theory concerning Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s disappearing act.  She hasn’t been seen in public for three weeks, the most “transparent administration in history” has been its usual, cagey, self, and now the rumors are starting to fly. 

I’ve heard the CIA wants her dead.  I’ve heard the State department wants her out of the way.  I’ve heard the FBI and the administration are conspiring to do her in.  I’ve heard she’s a raging alcoholic who’s collapsed repeatedy, and of course, everyone has heard that she’s desperately hiding from a potentially disastrous Benghazi testimony.

One of the more outlandish claims came from crackpot “news” outlet, the Eutimes.com, which reported that "A new Foreign Military Intelligence (GRU) report circulating in the Kremlin today is saying that United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was injured, and a top US Navy Seal Commander killed when their C-12 Huron military passenger and transport aircraft crash landed nearly 3 weeks ago in the Iranian city of Ahvaz near the Iraqi border."

While we wait for real news regarding Clinton’s condition, the left has become absolutely apoplectic over the idea that people could so callously disregard the official narrative.  This woman is a national treasure, one of the smartest female politicians of the twentieth century, and her word is not to be doubted.

Sorry, but no.

Since it first appeared on the political stage, the name “Clinton” has been synonymous with lies, deceit, conspiracy, and corruption. Who could forget the bizarre death of Vince Foster, Sandy Berger’s theft of documents from the national archives, the scandals surrounding Gennifer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky, or the murder of Mary Caitrin Mahoney? These are some of the more famous names, but keep in mind they represent just the tip of an enormous iceberg.

The names and faces associated with Clinton cover-ups have formed an unparalleled tapestry of political transgression.   Meanwhile, the word “Clintonian” has come to be mean ‘masterful manipulation of language in order to hide the truth.”

It’s utterly laughable that the left is trying to claim some sort of moral high ground now that Hillary appears to be dodging the Benghazi scandal. The American people have been burned by Clinton-perpetrated falsehoods and conspiracies for two decades. Bill and Hillary were, in the words of Christopher Hitchens, “America’s worst family.”  Are we honestly supposed to believe that their nature changed the minute Bill left the White House?

Let’s be very clear here.  There’s no evidence to support any of the current crop of conspiracy theories.  Assuming the official story is the truth, we wish Secretary Clinton nothing but a full, speedy, recovery.  Hopefully, she'll be back on her feet soon.

However, if she’s languishing in hospital bed somewhere, wondering why people have a hard time swallowing the whole “clot” story, she should do herself a favor and pick up a little book called “The Boy Who Cried Wolf.”

Then, she should rest easy - secure in the knowledge that we’ll be here - still waiting to hear why she left four Americans to die at the hands of Benghazi terrorists.