VR funny - that's just nasty!

Okay, try all of us seniors and those who came before after SS fund was raided by our wonderful Congress. No one paid that back. Think of how many people died when they were taken off their good insurance and put on Obamacare eons ago. No one talks about that either. If Democrats want to continue to fight about everything the Republicans want to do to Obamacare to either get rid of it or fix it. What do millions of Americans do till both decide to work together. So instead of blaming ...

WASHINGTON -- In recent months, the management at Salinas Valley Memorial Healthcare System has approached workers with a set of proposals that include layoffs and cuts to pensions and health benefits. . . . But rather than roll over, the union of nurses, technicians and other hospital workers has rejected management’s proposal, instead launching a counter attack on the executives themselves. The hospital\'s top officials now face a firestorm in the local media and an aud ...

people who hold themselves in such high regard that they feel they have the right to deny benefits to those who cannot afford health care. If you have not read the LAW, please do not start a tirade about something that you know nothing about. Hate-filled jargon that you hear on FOX is crap, a waste of time, and is what got us here in the first place. Do you not understand that in the end it is you and your children that will pay for this idiocracy. Get off your high horse ...

Failed presidential candidate and former first lady Hillary Clinton has never kept her love of the country’s largest abortion provider a secret, but Tuesday she went a step further and tweeted a photo of herself modeling a “nasty woman” shirt to raise funds for Planned Parenthood. Hillary Clinton is pictured holding up the $25 t-shirt with the caption, “Support Samantha Bee & Planned Parenthood & buy a Nasty Woman t-shirt!” The item from the Full Frontal with Samantha Bee merch ...

I've come across some funny voice recognition, but this one...well, you be the judge! Dictated: ICD-9 code. Voice recognized as: Psychogenic potatoes!! ...

Here's a funny one just got not too long ago... "The patient smokes a six-pack of beer per week." DUHHHH.... ...

ASR transcribed: Follow the penis been discontinued. Should've been: Felodipine has been discontinued. ...

Dictated: Unable to assess the penis collapse. Should be: Unable to assess the venous collapse. Happy Monday!!! ...

Got this on a VR report today!!! Lexapro beef for his known drug allergies. ...

http://airamerica.com/ondemand/10-15-2009/the-republican-iphone-application-video/ ...

Doctor tried spelling a simple word, "celery," but spelled it out as S-A-L-E-R-Y. almost fell out of my chair laughing. ...

Dictates "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches David Letterman." VR says "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches meat." This will keep me giggling all night. ...

I have another funny clip for all of you. Enjoy it and keep laughing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbCY_yRWOc ...

The 10 Differences Between Fox News and MSNBC By Ken Kupchik Fox News fans defend their network's journalistic integrity by pointing to high ratings and MSNBC as the liberal equivalent. While the comparison may seem valid on the surface, there are glaring differences between the two networks. 10) Fox News claims "fair and balanced" coverage, while MSNBC is simply "the place for politics." 9) MSNBC devotes a three-hour daily segment to Joe Scarborough, a conservative from Newt Ging ...

"The patient is a 46 year old woman with a history of depression who recently broke up with her seven-year-old boyfriend." - She likes them young! ...

think so, don't bother reading it. As Thanksgiving approaches and the turkeys go from writing their bucket lists to brine buckets, we should all stop and realize that there is a lot to be thankful for. Here is Air America's top ten list of things every progressive should be smiling about. 10) A president who can form a coherent sentence, and answer serious questions without a perpetual smirk. 9) Lou Dobbs running for president, disproving the theory that he is a narcissistic ...

We had one today that read, The patient appears to be (present) with fetus in cephalic presentation. This should have read pregnant. We got a good laugh from this one. ...

VR: ...neuromuscular reeducation with cannabis repositioning. (are they teaching her how to pass it?) s/b: ...canalith repositioning. ...

Doctor said: SKIN: No rashes, lesions, or lacerations of any kind appreciated. VR output: SKIN: No rashes, lesions, or lacerations of a cat appreciated. ...

Dictator: ... the patient was extubated and sent to the PACU in stable condition. VR: The patient was extubated and sent packing in stable conditon. ...

The patient's temperature was 100 degrees orally, but went up to 103.5 shortly thereafter, and therefore was arrested. Egads....I don't like the laws in that state. ha ha ...

Doctor dictated - The patient smokes. System typed - The patient smokes stool. Have no idea why it put in \"stool\", because there was nothing to sound like it. ...

CONSULTANTS: Dr. Dhiarrhea. ...

ASR at its finest: "There is a eight leg testes bilaterally." ...

"The fascia was then awakened by Anesthesia." ...

Dictated: Will supply Mom with breast pump. ASR transcribed: Will slam mom with breast, no ...

Dictator: She has occasional ringing in the ears. VR: She has occasional ringing in the years. ...

ASR: History is significant for an old, old certain... Actual dictation: *phone ringing* ...

I LOVE President George Bush, but I can still laugh at some of the jokes that are said about him. Some of you libs need to lighten up a little bit. Geez! ...

A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.Dear Diary,For my birthday this year, I purchased a week of personal training at the local health club.Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.I called the club and ...

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