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VR funny I can relate to
Posted: Oct 22, 2012
VR: "Known to be allergic to a lot of walking." (Dictated: "Known to be allergic to levofloxacin.");
Ha, ha. Love it. Me too. - nm
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not that funny. - anon
[ In Reply To ..]nm
Pee, cheerios. I see you haven't moved your bowl yet. - nm
[ In Reply To ..]nm
I don't like Cheerios. - anon
[ In Reply To ..]VR "funnies" are just not funny and should be on the VR board and not the comedy board, IMO.
Then... - sm
[ In Reply To ..]STOP READING THEM! It's not that hard.
You were complaining about VR funnies being on the VR board, too.
Get over it! We post what we think is funny ON THE COMEDY BOARD. Too bad for you if you don't like it.
you are confusing me with someone else.... - anon
[ In Reply To ..]I never posted anything on the VR board, particularly about funnies! so don't start jumping on me for that! and one has to read a post to see if they like it or not. get over it yourself! too bad for you if YOU don't like it. pffftt.
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