Funny guidelines

with respect to discussion of sources. This has clearly become a hot topic, and I can't help but note that a lively discussion on the subject is gone from the board. I have said it before, and I will say it again: To my mind, there is nothing wrong with holding a source up to the light to see if there are holes in it, nor is there anything inherently malevolent about doing so. If this is inconsistent with the board's policies, can we get clarification, please. Thanks. ...

New Army manual tells G.I.s not to promote women's rights or condemn pedophilia Published by: Robert Laurie on Thursday December 13th, 2012 By ROBERT LAURIE – Utterly disgusting guidelines for U.S. troops in Afghanistan So far this year, 63 members of the U.S. led coalition in Afghanistan have been killed in so-called “Taliban insider attacks.” The deaths occur when members of the Afghan security forces – supposed U.S. allies - murder the American operatives ...

I swiped this from the board a few years ago and felt it was time to bring it back - it just never gets old (especially for MT's who have doctors that strictly adhere to these guidelines - LOL!) DICTATION GUIDELINES FOR DOCTORS: Adherence to these guidelines will assure the highest quality transcribed reports in the shortest amount of time. 1. At the beginning of the dictation, take as deep a breath as you can. Now, try to dictate the entire report before you have to inhale ...

I am bringing a topic back to the board, which I previously had deleted. I was wrong in deleting this message and my apologies to the OP of the post. This does indeed have everything to do with politics and I'd like to thank you for bringing that to my attention. I do make mistakes, and this is one that I should have left as is, so I will copy here what the message had originally said. If I've missed anything and you would like to add to it please do so. Your o ...

Hypocrites, liars, moochers. We get the best, you get crap. I wish these people would just go back to Kenya. Link ...

I've come across some funny voice recognition, but this one...well, you be the judge! Dictated: ICD-9 code. Voice recognized as: Psychogenic potatoes!! ...

Here's a funny one just got not too long ago... "The patient smokes a six-pack of beer per week." DUHHHH.... ...

ASR transcribed: Follow the penis been discontinued. Should've been: Felodipine has been discontinued. ...

Dictated: Unable to assess the penis collapse. Should be: Unable to assess the venous collapse. Happy Monday!!! ...

Got this on a VR report today!!! Lexapro beef for his known drug allergies. ...

http://airamerica.com/ondemand/10-15-2009/the-republican-iphone-application-video/ ...

Doctor tried spelling a simple word, "celery," but spelled it out as S-A-L-E-R-Y. almost fell out of my chair laughing. ...

Dictates "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches David Letterman." VR says "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches meat." This will keep me giggling all night. ...

I have another funny clip for all of you. Enjoy it and keep laughing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbCY_yRWOc ...

The 10 Differences Between Fox News and MSNBC By Ken Kupchik Fox News fans defend their network's journalistic integrity by pointing to high ratings and MSNBC as the liberal equivalent. While the comparison may seem valid on the surface, there are glaring differences between the two networks. 10) Fox News claims "fair and balanced" coverage, while MSNBC is simply "the place for politics." 9) MSNBC devotes a three-hour daily segment to Joe Scarborough, a conservative from Newt Ging ...

"The patient is a 46 year old woman with a history of depression who recently broke up with her seven-year-old boyfriend." - She likes them young! ...

think so, don't bother reading it. As Thanksgiving approaches and the turkeys go from writing their bucket lists to brine buckets, we should all stop and realize that there is a lot to be thankful for. Here is Air America's top ten list of things every progressive should be smiling about. 10) A president who can form a coherent sentence, and answer serious questions without a perpetual smirk. 9) Lou Dobbs running for president, disproving the theory that he is a narcissistic ...

We had one today that read, The patient appears to be (present) with fetus in cephalic presentation. This should have read pregnant. We got a good laugh from this one. ...

VR: ...neuromuscular reeducation with cannabis repositioning. (are they teaching her how to pass it?) s/b: ...canalith repositioning. ...

Doctor said: SKIN: No rashes, lesions, or lacerations of any kind appreciated. VR output: SKIN: No rashes, lesions, or lacerations of a cat appreciated. ...

Dictator: ... the patient was extubated and sent to the PACU in stable condition. VR: The patient was extubated and sent packing in stable conditon. ...

The patient's temperature was 100 degrees orally, but went up to 103.5 shortly thereafter, and therefore was arrested. Egads....I don't like the laws in that state. ha ha ...

Doctor dictated - The patient smokes. System typed - The patient smokes stool. Have no idea why it put in \"stool\", because there was nothing to sound like it. ...

CONSULTANTS: Dr. Dhiarrhea. ...

ASR at its finest: "There is a eight leg testes bilaterally." ...

"The fascia was then awakened by Anesthesia." ...

Dictated: Will supply Mom with breast pump. ASR transcribed: Will slam mom with breast, no ...

Dictator: She has occasional ringing in the ears. VR: She has occasional ringing in the years. ...

Funny guidelines

What a hoot! - Horski

Oh, that was great! .... nm - elaine

Thank you so much for this post! - Worker Bee

Guidelines - Dinosaur

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