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Posted: Jan 12, 2010
"The buttocks ulcer present at the time improved until about August of ’09 and then seemed to plateau, and then was slightly larger in September through August and October, and then over several visits, up through December, had become deeper from 1.9 to 1.9 cm deep between October 20 and November 17 . . . " eh? I think he needs not only a new calendar but a new ruler, too! Hahaha
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