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Politics Latest Messages: Maybe a Freer elevator..

"isms" explained - author unknown

Posted: Jun 17th, 2021 - 12:46 pm

ISMS explained:
Socialism: You have two cows.  GIve one cow to your neighbor.
Communism:  You have two cows.  GIve both cows to the government and they may give you some milk.
Fascism:  You have two cows.  You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells it.
Naziism:  You have two cows.  The government takes both cows and shoots you.
Anarchism:  You have two cows.  Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism:  You have two cows.  Sell one and buy a bull.  

"isms" explained:


Socialism: You have two cows.  Give one cow to your neighbor.


Communism:  You have two cows.  Give both cows to the government and they may give you some milk.


Fascism:  You have two cows.  You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells it.


Naziism:  You have two cows.  The government takes both cows and shoots you.


Anarchism:  You have two cows.  Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.


Capitalism:  You have two cows.  Sell one and buy a bull.  

 



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