Yelled through the window, "Hey is your name Briana?" - Sorry, I couldn't resist! nm

when I said "no", he looked crestfallen and drove off. - nm

The End - nm

or so I thought, then he pulled into my neighbor's driveway and... - nm

stepped out of the car with a dozen long stemmed red roses... - nm

He looked desparate and cried out, Briana, Briana please come out - so we can

Actually, he wasn't desperate all, he was just looking for... - nm

the sister of the evil Briana... the good witch Glenda - nm

He just wanted to flaunt the roses in front of Briana because - nm

she just kept pushiing and pushing till.... - nm

The scent of the roses - pushed her into reckless abandon

and then magically the handsome stranger.... - nm

Cupped her face in his hands - only to...

find it wasn't Briana at all, it was his long lost... - nm

cousin Duke from Alabama. - nm

only he wished and wished it was the... - nm

artist formerly known as Prince. He said... - nm

...handsome stranger - Baglady

you get my vote - wheres_my_job

oops, wrong place - xx

It turns out he was just turning around and - did not want anything from me.

But since he was conveniently turned around - I gave him a little something anyway

I gave him a big song and dance about... - nm

promising me a rose garden but.... - nm

I'd rather just have the weeds - or weed, rather

Where's my alligator clip? - nm

I have it! :) - nm

well, don't Bogart, eh? - nm

but if I can't have the weed(s), I'll settle for... - nm