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Use Glitter to Torture Your Exes
Posted: Jan 20, 2015
Think about the days — nay, weeks — after New Year's Eve, when you're still picking glitter out of every crevice of your body. Now, imagine if that sparkly hell-substance coated every possession you own: your furniture, your rug, your cat. Horrible!
To the uninitiated, glitter seems made of pure joy, but a new start-up, Ship Your Enemies Glitter, has harnessed its more diabolical properties. For about $8, the company will send your mortal enemy an envelope jam-packed with "the herpes of the craft world," ready to explode upon opening. It will also include a note explaining what the recipient did to deserve this.
Truly evil. However, if your mortal enemy is Kesha, you might need a plan B.
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And then came the lawsuit because it - explodes upon opening
[ In Reply To ..]Sounds like a really good idea to me.
A long, long time ago I had a neighbor that - was constantly vandalizing - sm
[ In Reply To ..]my car, and the potted plants next to my apartment doorstep. I Googled the word "Revenge", and found all sorts of great websites. Some were just downright scary. I avoided those. Others were silly junior-high stuff. I avoided those, too. But I found one site, which is now long gone, that had all sorts of really FUNNY "revenge" ideas. The one idea that intrigued me the most was the one that would've ticked him off the most. I never had the guts to try it, but the mental image alone was enough to make my day.
It suggested getting hundreds of little plastic figures: People, animals, cars, etc... kind of like "GI Joes", and some Crazy Glue, and gluing those figures all over the offending person's car. Evil and destructive, yes. But of course, that's why I liked it so much.
Another idea for glitter - Mary
[ In Reply To ..]I don't have this problem, but I have heard of people who do. Of course, at-home transcriptionists wouldn't have this problem, but I digress. If you have someone who steals your lunch or other food out of the frig, put glitter all over the bottom or sides of it. Then, when they try to pretend they were not the ones who did it, the "evidence" will be obvious.
^ That is BRILLIANT. Thanks! :) - nm
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