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Too funny ALLERGY

Posted: Dec 13, 2012

I just wanted to share this funny little 'allergy'... goes to show why WE are so desparately needed to help these doctors not sound absolutely ridiculous.... this is what is how it came through in the report.

ALLERGIES: PENIS AND PENICILLIN.

Of course doing MY job, I listended VERY carefully and he actually stated PEANUTS!!!!

Could you imagine this poor woman being 'questioned' at her next doctor's visits regarding her 'allergy', how embarrassing!!! Medical Editors will alwaysss be needed for Speech Recognition!!!!!

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HAHA! - that's one for the archives

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What medication would you take for such an allergy?

Farfetched, but could (almost) be - Me

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This isn't actually all the farfetched if you look at it a little differently.

My husband was taking an antibiotic. Enough got through in his semen that I had an allergic reaction to it. Quick thinking and Benadryl kept it from becoming a major medical emergency. Talk about killing the mood.

Yes, this has been written up in the Annals of Allergy, Asthma, and Immunology.

pppfffffffftttt VR "funnies" - are not funny.

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except to the person transcribing. Once it reaches here, it has lost its humor.

I thought they were funny. - Easily amused nm

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GOOD Lord...crawl back into your hole... - none

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Why do you come to this board if you aren't looking to amuse or be amused? You're the "there's one in every barrell"!!!!!!!!

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