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Obama looks to ban Social Security recipients from owning guns http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/07/19/obama-looks-to-ban-social-security-recipients-from-owning-guns/ War on women. War on races. Now war on seniors. Let's see, have we covered all the bases yet? Obama looks to ban Social Security recipients from owning guns http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/07/19/obama-looks-to-ban-social-security-recipients-from-owning-guns/ ...

Transcribing a psych report. Dictator says the patient is not oriented to person, place or time. Now get this, AFTER HE put and dictated the wrong date, entered the wrong facility in the demographics and - are ya ready for this? - entered the wrong dictator. Time to heal thyself perhaps??? ...

: What happened on Nov. 6th 2012 was really quite simply, Alexis de Tocqueville’s warning issued in 1835 became a reality in the United states of America. : “A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result t ...

........and VR typed "Dr. Cannabis" (don't want to say what the doctor's name actually was due to confidentiality issues, but will just say it's a fairly common name, and the last name of one of our past presidents). ...

Although I don't think it is very easy to get accepted into Canada. Maybe my new career outside of MT will get me in. I am seriously going to check into it. http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/heres-what-canadians-get-for-all-those-taxes-they-pay/ar-AApCtnZ?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=UE07DHP ...

I hope Trump undoes Obama's unilateral action with regard to Cuba, too. ...

They are so confused. One day they say he's a dictator, an emporor, takes too much action. The next day they say he's weak, never does anything. It would be funny if it weren't our country that is at stake with them stopping our government from doing anything. They think that is cute, but it is coming back to bite them, and already is. ...

This is blowing up in the Don's face. He thinks it isn't a bad idea to ask the FBI director for political allegiance....Dictator Don http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/333217-trumps-war-with-comey-intensifies ...

"a wise politician". Trump is being called the Dennis Rodman of politics. ...

I've come across some funny voice recognition, but this one...well, you be the judge! Dictated: ICD-9 code. Voice recognized as: Psychogenic potatoes!! ...

Here's a funny one just got not too long ago... "The patient smokes a six-pack of beer per week." DUHHHH.... ...

ASR transcribed: Follow the penis been discontinued. Should've been: Felodipine has been discontinued. ...

Dictated: Unable to assess the penis collapse. Should be: Unable to assess the venous collapse. Happy Monday!!! ...

Got this on a VR report today!!! Lexapro beef for his known drug allergies. ...

http://airamerica.com/ondemand/10-15-2009/the-republican-iphone-application-video/ ...

Doctor tried spelling a simple word, "celery," but spelled it out as S-A-L-E-R-Y. almost fell out of my chair laughing. ...

Dictates "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches David Letterman." VR says "does some 5-pound weights in the evening when he watches meat." This will keep me giggling all night. ...

I have another funny clip for all of you. Enjoy it and keep laughing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbCY_yRWOc ...

The 10 Differences Between Fox News and MSNBC By Ken Kupchik Fox News fans defend their network's journalistic integrity by pointing to high ratings and MSNBC as the liberal equivalent. While the comparison may seem valid on the surface, there are glaring differences between the two networks. 10) Fox News claims "fair and balanced" coverage, while MSNBC is simply "the place for politics." 9) MSNBC devotes a three-hour daily segment to Joe Scarborough, a conservative from Newt Ging ...

"The patient is a 46 year old woman with a history of depression who recently broke up with her seven-year-old boyfriend." - She likes them young! ...

think so, don't bother reading it. As Thanksgiving approaches and the turkeys go from writing their bucket lists to brine buckets, we should all stop and realize that there is a lot to be thankful for. Here is Air America's top ten list of things every progressive should be smiling about. 10) A president who can form a coherent sentence, and answer serious questions without a perpetual smirk. 9) Lou Dobbs running for president, disproving the theory that he is a narcissistic ...

We had one today that read, The patient appears to be (present) with fetus in cephalic presentation. This should have read pregnant. We got a good laugh from this one. ...

VR: ...neuromuscular reeducation with cannabis repositioning. (are they teaching her how to pass it?) s/b: ...canalith repositioning. ...

Doctor said: SKIN: No rashes, lesions, or lacerations of any kind appreciated. VR output: SKIN: No rashes, lesions, or lacerations of a cat appreciated. ...

Dictator: ... the patient was extubated and sent to the PACU in stable condition. VR: The patient was extubated and sent packing in stable conditon. ...

The patient's temperature was 100 degrees orally, but went up to 103.5 shortly thereafter, and therefore was arrested. Egads....I don't like the laws in that state. ha ha ...

Doctor dictated - The patient smokes. System typed - The patient smokes stool. Have no idea why it put in \"stool\", because there was nothing to sound like it. ...

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HONEST dictator - julie

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