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Posted: Aug 8, 2013

hate to do.

 

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.

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this was too funny. - nana

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Oh my gosh, I have been laughing until I cried after I read this. I guess I wouldn't go back to that doctor again either. That is one he will always remember and wonder about and so will you. Can't wait to share your experience with every woman I know. That is just too funny.

This wasn't me - Dinosaur

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I had read this years ago and found it while deleting old files I kept in my email. The email said it was from a radio contest in Australia of your most embarrassing moment, and this woman won. Not sure if that is true, but it was still funny. I'm glad it brought a smile to your face and made you laugh.

that's an old joke - heard it before - nm

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xx

Boring, no new spin. - Yawn. nm

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nm

U people are mean - Mean People

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Suck! Thanks Dinosaur for trying to bring some humor to this snakepit.

spin doctors - very funny!

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Well, I think it was hilarious!!!

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