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The Secessionists' Declaration of Independence

Posted: Nov 16, 2012

Disclaimer This is a joke (from Webster: "something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist")

The document presented is not to be mistaken for an official document of any kind. There is no need to vet cheezburger.com - I do not get all my news from the lolcats. (I find them to be unreasonably biased.)

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Truly funny! - mbmt

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..and probably not too far off from what they are thinking.

Hilarious but sad too. nm - VTMT

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Brilliant! - nm

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love it - thanks for sharing!

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That was hilarious - Fanatical Hypocrite

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I needed a pick me up today and that did it. Also loved your disclaimer. Anytime someone makes a joke on the board, we should probably put that on there.

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