"Not in the dictionary"

Subject: Not In the Dictionary

ADULT: 
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: 
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: 
Someone who is fed up with people. 


CHICKENS: 
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 


COMMITTEE: 
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 


DUST: 
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 


EGOTIST: 
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 


HANDKERCHIEF: 
Cold Storage. 


INFLATION: 
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 


MOSQUITO: 
An insect that makes you like flies better. 


RAISIN: 
Grape with a sunburn. 


SECRET: 
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON: 
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 


TOOTHACHE: 

The pain that drives you to extraction. 



TOMORROW: 
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 


YAWN: 
An honest opinion openly expressed. 


And MY Personal Favorite!! 

WRINKLES: 
Something other people have, 
Similar to my character lines