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Granted, this isn't strictly "transcription" but I thought someone might get a laugh out of it anyway ---- Central Metro 911, what's the address of the emergency? I'm locked in my car, my battery's shut down … You're locked IN your car? Yes. I can't … my power's shut down on my car … Uh huh … And I'm starting to hyperventilate, I'm starting to freak out. Now ma'am, you think your battery died? Yes. So, okay, ...

By Ron BrynaertThursday, January 21st, 2010 -- 12:17 pm Republicans say 'freedom won,' liberal jokes real winner is Satan Update: Obama vows 'forceful response' The US Supreme Court on Thursday lifted a 20-year ruling which had set limits on campaign financing by US businesses, and critics, including nonpartisan watchdogs and Congressional Democrats, are up in arms about the decision, which most had feared for a long time. Meanwhile, aside from Senator John McCain (R-AZ), ...

By David EdwardsWednesday, July 7th, 2010 -- 2:24 pm A recent Supreme Court decision hailed by Republicans but condemned by most Democrats may be helping to stuff the coffers of conservative political groups founded by Karl Rove. President George W. Bush's former senior adviser admitted to Fox News Tuesday that his American Crossroads 527 and Crossroads GPS groups have benefited from the Supreme Court's Citizens United decision. The Republican National Committee actually lost money ...

Just imagine if a Muslim school taught this in the United States. Instead, an accredited law school here in the United States is actively instructing its students to place religious law above the laws of the United States. Apparently, so long as it is Christianity, and not Islam, no one needs to fear. Late last month, after federal authorities arrested a Tennessee pastor on charges of aiding and abetting an international parental kidnapping, students at Liberty University Law Schoo ...

By Sahil KapurFriday, January 15th, 2010 -- 9:17 am President Barack Obama's chief political strategist on Friday slammed his Bush administration counterpart Karl Rove for allegedly making up "his own facts" about Democrats. In an op-ed published in the Washington Post, David Axelrod accused Rove of hypocrisy and "shamelessness" for insinuating Sunday in a Post expose that Congressional Democrats "will run up more debt by October than Bush did in eight years." "[G]iven the shape in which ...

Texas governor pans drilling safety regulations, suggests ‘God’ to blame for BP’s oil disasterBy Stephen C. WebsterMonday, May 3rd, 2010 -- 8:34 pmIf the very Christian, very Republican governor of Texas is right on this one, he may soon find it politically expedient to rethink his allegiances, what with 2010 being an election year and all. That's right: according to Republican Rick Perry, no amount of safety requirements can prevent an "act of God," which may or may not ...

By Sahil KapurMonday, January 11th, 2010 -- 8:14 pm Far from overreaching on health care reform, a plurality of the public thinks President Obama and Democrats have done too little to regulate the insurance industry, hold down costs and extend coverage, a new poll finds. Forty-three percent of Americans said the health care bill goes "not far enough" in regulating health insurance companies, according to a new CBS survey released Monday evening. Just 18 percent deemed it "about right" and 27 p ...

By Raw StoryThursday, January 21st, 2010 -- 8:47 am "Health care reform — which is crucial for millions of Americans — hangs in the balance," NYT columnist Paul Krugman opined Thursday. "Progressives are desperately in need of leadership; more specifically, House Democrats need to be told to pass the Senate bill, which isn’t what they wanted but is vastly better than nothing. And what we get from the great progressive hope, the man who was offering hope and change, is this: ...

Texas governor 'proud' to be in Glenn Beck's 'army' It seems conservative firebrands are seeing God's punishment everywhere these days. First there was televangelist Pat Robertson who in January told his audience that the Haitian earthquake was punishment for Haiti's founders having signed a "pact with the devil." Then came radio host Rush Limbaugh, who last week suggested that the Iceland volcano was "God's punishment" for the US passing health care re ...

Video can be found at: http://rawstory.com/2010/01/daily-show-slams-obama-for-not-keeping-promises/ ...

By Stephen C. WebsterSunday, January 10th, 2010 -- 11:04 pm It's a perfect storm for former lawmaker Sarah Palin. A book due out this week by political journalists John Heilemann and Mark Halperin has all the right politicos sweating and backpedaling, from John McCain to the Senate majority leader, and even Bill and Hillary Clinton. But in "Game Change", it's Palin who really takes it on the nose. According to an advance copy thoroughly dog-ear'd by The New York Times, some Mc ...

By Raw StoryWednesday, January 20th, 2010 -- 3:24 pm Democrats have conceded they can no longer pass healthcare on their own, ensuring that their key legislative reform either dies or accepts further compromises to gain approval from Republican members. What's more, they've decided to outline their case to the public through a set of talking points issued to Democrats after Tuesday's election upset in Massachusetts. Their meme? "It is mathematically impossible for Democrats to ...

By Daniel TencerWednesday, January 20th, 2010 -- 8:18 pm The Mormon church worked to hide its involvement in the 2008 effort to ban gay marriage in California, telling the Proposition 8 campaign that it wanted "plausible deniability" in its connections with the movement, documents revealed in a California courtroom Wednesday show. In the seventh day of testimony in the landmark gay-marriage trial in San Francisco, lawyers for the gay-rights side presented emails showing "close links between th ...

Some Kentucky legislators seem to have a thing about church-state relations.If the Bluegrass State’s lawmakers aren’t busy pushing for Ten Commandments displays on public land or advocating for the Bible to be taught in public schools, they’re looking for other ways to give religion a little governmental help.The legislature’s latest debacle involves an aggressive effort to keep a “Hell is real” billboard standing beside a major interstate highway.The privatel ...

Over 250K sign pledge to boycott ‘Homo Depot’ By Eric W. Dolan Wednesday, September 29th, 2010 -- 2:46 pm Over 250,000 people have signed an online pledge to boycott The Home Depot for its "sponsorship and participation in homosexual events," according to the American Family Association (AFA). In July of 2010, the AFA announced it was launching a nationwide boycott of The Home Depot. The AFA is a non-profit organization that advocates traditional family values and the reform ...

By Daniel TencerWednesday, April 14th, 2010 -- 3:09 pm For the second time in the past few months, conservative commentators see something sinister in an Obama administration logo. Following a controversy in February over what some said was a "Muslim crescent" in the logo of the US Missile Defense Agency, some commentators are saying they see the same thing in the thin, white crescent that borders the logo of President Barack Obama's Nuclear Security Summit. "That’s weird … ...

Our government's going to be geting some of our losses repaid. We're expected to win, too. We were with the B of A for decades but closed our accounts because of this stuff, and other things, of course. From the New York Times: OCTOBER 24, 2012, 12:35 PM Federal Prosecutors Sue Bank of America Over Mortgage Program By BEN PROTESS Federal prosecutors sued Bank of America on Wednesday, accusing the bank of carrying out a mortgage scheme that defrauded the government dur ...

By Daniel TencerFriday, January 8th, 2010 -- 3:50 pm The conservative American Family Association is calling on President Barack Obama to fire Amanda Simpson, Obama's transgender appointee to the Commerce Department, because the appointment "puts the weight of the federal government behind the normalization of sexual deviancy." "'Amanda' is a biological male in every cell of his body, and no amount of surgical mutilation is ever going to change that," AFA President Tim Wildmon s ...

By David EdwardsThursday, January 14th, 2010 -- 10:17 am UPDATE: The White House joined the growing chorus of condemnation surrounding televangelist Pat Robertson's comment that the earthquake in Haiti was the result of a "pact with the devil" the nation's founders made when fighting against French colonial rule in the 18th century. "It never ceases to amaze, that in times of amazing human suffering, somebody says something that could be so utterly stupid," White House Press Secretar ...

By Raw StoryWednesday, January 20th, 2010 -- 1:56 pm As recently as earlier this week, US House Rep. Steve King was worried that the outcome of the special Senate election in Massachusetts would be determined by voter fraud. But now that his side has won, the Iowa Republican is attributing the electoral victory to something else: A "miracle" from a (presumably divine) "intervention." "How could you possibly ... spend enough money and take away enough liberty, that the three-and-a-half to one ...

By Daniel TencerMonday, February 8th, 2010 -- 3:37 pm Young people 'turned off' by Tea Party movement's racist undertones, McCain says The daughter of former presidential candidate John McCain has sharply criticized the Tea Party movement, accusing it of "innate racism." In an appearance on ABC's The View, Meghan McCain also took issue with a number of recent statements from Sarah Palin, criticizing the former Alaska governor for defending Rush Limbaugh's use of the w ...

(This group is getting uglier and uglier every day.) By David Edwards and Muriel KaneWednesday, April 14th, 2010 -- 11:32 am CNN host Rick Sanchez described the leader of an Ohio Tea Party group as "a bigot and a liar" on Tuesday, after he had first referred to Hispanic immigrants as "spicks" and then attempted to defend himself by claiming he had merely been quoting a 1960's Bee Gee's song. Several weeks ago, during a march supporting immigration reform, Tea Party leader Sonny Thom ...

By Agence France-PresseMonday, April 19th, 2010 -- 4:54 pm GRAVELLY POINT PARK, Virginia -- Several dozen gun-toting activists rallied Monday in a small national park near Washington DC to issue dire warnings that the United States could face civil war unless big government stops eating away at their rights. "This isn't about gun laws -- this is about liberty, about restoring the constitution," anti-government activist Michael van der Boegh told AFP at the sparsely attended rally of mostl ...

By Ron BrynaertTuesday, May 4th, 2010 -- 12:07 pm It took many years for Senator John McCain to lose his unofficial RINO (conservative acronym for 'Republican In Name Only') status. And even though the Arizona senator has done his best to mollify conservatives that he backs a controversial new law which critics say will lead to racial profiling of Latinos, Republicans related to him in family and politics are taking the opposite point of view. At Bloomberg News, Keven Hassett, an eco ...

I do not believe Romney made this statement.Romney Doesn’t Understand Why You Can’t Roll Down Windows On A PlaneOn Monday, Mitt Romney offered a remedy to the problem that caused his wife’s airplane to land prematurely last week: Allow passengers to roll down the airplane windows. Ann Romney’s plane was grounded Friday after the main cabin filled with smoke. The small electrical fire caused no injuries, but apparently did cause the Presidential candidate to forg ...

Scott Prouty reveals himself as man who shot ’47 percent’ video Scott Prouty revealed himself on MSNBC’s “The Ed Show” Wednesday night as the bartender who shot a damaging video of Mitt Romney dismissing President Obama’s supporters during a closed-press fundraiser last year. “I was behind this whole thing,” Prouty said. The bartender said he brought a camera to the Boca Raton, Fla. fundraiser in case Romney came back to ta ...

(Here's some of that transparency the Obama haters claim to want. Now that they're getting some, I wonder how many ways will they find to criticize it.) WH releases all visitor logs for first time ever In an executive order issued Tuesday, President Barack Obama ended a Bush-era policy that allowed the head of the US's intelligence agencies to have the final word on the declassification of documents. The order also establishes a National Declassification Center whose job i ...

By Raw StoryMonday, January 18th, 2010 -- 4:00 pm For years, many Islamic clerics have been arguing that the US's war on terror is a "holy war" against Islam. Now, those critics of US foreign policy have more ammunition to argue their point. A Michigan supplier of sights for high-powered rifles has long been etching subtle references to Jesus on equipment it sells to the US military, possibly in contravention of army regulations that forbid religious proselytization. Trijicon Inc., of Wi ...

By Daniel TencerFriday, February 26th, 2010 -- 5:56 pm Some conservative commentators are accusing the Obama administration of inviting "hate groups" into the White House by holding a meeting with a coalition of secularist and atheist groups. Officials from the Justice and Health and Human Services departments met Friday with representatives of the Secular Coalition for America, an umbrella group that includes American Atheists and the Council for Secular Humanism. The coalition called it "the ...

(This guy is a total nut job!) By David EdwardsTuesday, March 9th, 2010 -- 10:55 am UPDATE: Former House Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) has been investigated over allegations he groped "multiple male staffers" in Congress, contradicting his earlier claims that the allegations sprang only from his use of "salty language," the Washington Post reported Tuesday. The allegations surrounding the former lawmaker date back at least a year, and involve "a pattern of behavior and physical harassment," accord ...

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I had one who would do that with copies - right in the middle of a thought

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