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Hillary Clinton Asked To Leave Costco After Repeatedly - Accusing Sample Lady of Being

Posted: Oct 19th, 2019 - 2:54 am

A Russian Asset (satire?)

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources at a DC-area Costco, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was asked to leave Costco again after repeatedly accusing a lady handing out food samples of being a Russian asset.

It wasn't clear how Clinton had ended up in the Costco, as she usually has her servants' servants go to the market for her. Some suggested she wanted to disguise herself and go be among her subjects to see how the other 99% lives.

Whatever the case, the sample lady had apparently offered the failed presidential candidate a small paper cup of orange juice and told her the packs were on sale for $9.49 when the incident occurred.

"Orange... orange like Trump!" Clinton screamed suddenly, frightening the poor food demonstration worker. "You're in league with him, aren't you!?" The failed presidential candidate lunged across the cart and attempted to pull off her face mask, certain the lady was actually Vladimir Putin in a skin suit.

When that failed and the woman shooed her off with a plastic glove, Clinton turned for help and began screaming, "Security! Margaret in the frozen foods aisle is a Russian asset! Help, help, our elections are being meddled with!"

Guards arrived but relaxed when they saw it was just Hillary Clinton. "OK, lady, let's go," they said, grabbing her by each arm.

"Thank goodness you're here!" Clinton cried. "Arrest that woman! Can't someone help me out!?"

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Hillary Clinton Asked To Leave Costco After Repeatedly - Accusing Sample Lady of Being (Views: 596, 2019-10-19, 2:54 am)
- Dems: disagree with us and you are a Russian bot, - a Russian asset, or worse. (Views: 309, 2019-10-19, 3:06 am)
  - You do realize this didn't really happen? - Unbelievable...SM (Views: 311, 2019-10-19, 5:20 am)
  - We're also racists. - LOL (Views: 238, 2019-10-19, 10:25 am)
  - Remember "The 1980's called, they want their foreign - policy back" and how the Dems laughed (Views: 279, 2019-10-19, 10:42 am)
    - Not to mention the Obama hot mic comment that if - Trump made they would call for (Views: 239, 2019-10-19, 10:43 am)
- This isn't satire. It's libel and/or - slander... (Views: 346, 2019-10-19, 5:17 am)
  - No it isn't. First, she's a public figure. - Sullivan v. New York Times (Views: 308, 2019-10-19, 10:26 am)
    - Leftists don't like it when they are on the receiving end - do they? They can dish it out (Views: 283, 2019-10-19, 10:28 am)
      - Leftists are always on the receiving end - when it comes to (Views: 317, 2019-10-19, 10:37 am)
        Sure. Just as the leftist media - "research" and "verify." (Views: 254, 2019-10-21, 9:19 am)
    - Still don't get it, do you? She was the victim - of Russian propaganda. (Views: 413, 2019-10-19, 10:33 am)
      - She's no victim of anything other than herself. She's really - gone off the deep end. It's pathetic (Views: 322, 2019-10-19, 10:38 am)
        If any of us had been treated like she was - we would go off the (Views: 316, 2019-10-20, 5:13 am)
        She couldn't endure 1/1000th of the treatment Trump - has received by the radical left. (Views: 345, 2019-10-20, 6:19 am)