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Constitution To Be Replaced By List Of Ginsburg's - Last Wishes (satire)

Posted: Sep 23rd, 2020 - 4:31 pm In Reply to: Please, tell me why we should honor her - “last dying wish”?

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a somber ceremony this morning, leading government officials announced that the US Constitution, the oldest surviving national constitution and the founding document of the world’s leading democracy, will be entirely replaced by the last wishes of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

“She was a super lady and everybody loved her,” said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. “I think the least we can do to honor her memory is get rid of that musty old Constitution, which I’ll remind you nobody likes anyway, and replace it with the last wishes of Justice Ginsburg, who was much less old and musty than the Constitution and definitely smelled much better, I promise you.”

Among the list of Ginsburg’s wishes that will now make up the governing principles of the nation are the right of all Americans to a nice bowl of soup, the requirement to have all thermostats set to 87 degrees year-round, and unlimited foot rubs with that bunion lotion they sell at the Walgreens.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi added, “Of course everyone’s familiar with Justice Ginsburg’s wish to be replaced by the next president, so naturally we’ll do that. But you may not know that she also wanted the next president to replace Justice Kavanaugh after he is killed in a bizarre, unexplained garbage disposal mishap. So, we’ll get started on that as soon as Brett has time on his schedule.”

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Please, tell me why we should honor her - “last dying wish”? (Views: 529, 2020-09-23, 12:11 pm)
- We shouldn't. We don't do something as a nation because - sm (Views: 478, 2020-09-23, 12:26 pm)
  - RBG lead the Court's radical liberal bloc, i.e. political - activism from the bench. (Views: 340, 2020-09-23, 1:04 pm)
    - Like all modern leftist judges, if they wanted to be lawmakers - they should have run for Congress, (Views: 259, 2020-09-23, 4:40 pm)
      - Channeling Hillary's hero - and no doubt hers (Views: 241, 2020-09-24, 8:30 am)
    - *tense - . (Views: 330, 2020-09-23, 5:53 pm)
- She probably didn't say it anyway. She said just the opposite - when BO was president. (Views: 267, 2020-09-23, 12:52 pm)
- Isn’t it strange that a person’s final words would be - about politics? Even at that, a (Views: 304, 2020-09-23, 12:53 pm)
- I thought she was a Jew. That means she should have - been buried in 3 days which would have (Views: 349, 2020-09-23, 4:30 pm)
  - Wow. Just wow. :( - Nm (Views: 241, 2020-09-24, 11:08 am)
    - The truth hurts, and apparently causes a wow - reaction. (Views: 224, 2020-09-24, 1:43 pm)
      - Post struck me as antisemitic and tacky - nm (Views: 206, 2020-09-25, 3:20 am)
  - I knew that would happen. Just like McCain and Lewis. - All leftist icons are treated like this. (Views: 216, 2020-09-24, 1:40 pm)
  - Politics supercedes religion in these times. In fact, - politics is their religion. (Views: 286, 2020-09-24, 1:41 pm)
    - What a hateful anti-Semitic comment - . (Views: 306, 2020-09-24, 1:57 pm)
      - It's the truth and it's not offensive. Sounds like you are - feigning indignation. (Views: 381, 2020-09-24, 2:21 pm)
        See link regarding your comments - . (Views: 363, 2020-09-24, 3:27 pm)
        Report your racist comments and posts - You would not have time to (Views: 218, 2020-09-24, 4:27 pm)
        This is how BLM works. Accuse someone of saying something - racist or offensive and threaten (Views: 213, 2020-09-25, 8:01 am)
        Thanks for the link. I reported Omar. However, there - was nothing anti-Jewish said here. (Views: 217, 2020-09-24, 5:42 pm)
        Is this satire? Are you for real? - nm (Views: 206, 2020-09-24, 5:47 pm)
        Stating facts is neither anti-Semitic nor offensive. Ginsburg - was pro-abortion and Jews do have (Views: 244, 2020-09-24, 6:00 pm)
        Here's a list of racist, Jew-hating Democrats. - Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) She has (Views: 219, 2020-09-24, 6:06 pm)
        How about anti-Catholic bigotry by Dianne Feinstein, - the dogma lives loudly within (Views: 220, 2020-09-24, 6:21 pm)
        If someone has to explain why that comment - is offensive (Views: 235, 2020-09-24, 9:01 pm)
        True. I still have not heard anything that was offensive - to Jews. We live in a gotcha (Views: 204, 2020-09-25, 4:30 am)
        It's the times we live in. My sister works in a pediatric - doc's office. She is in a biracial (Views: 283, 2020-09-25, 7:44 am)
      - You want to hear anti-Semitism? Listen to YOUR OWN - party. Omar for one. Do you find (Views: 222, 2020-09-24, 2:23 pm)
        No political party mentioned. Anti-Semitic - bullying (Views: 226, 2020-09-24, 3:09 pm)
        Because DemLiberal Fascists are anti-Semitic and racist - Your post proves that (Views: 254, 2020-09-24, 4:25 pm)
      - Truth to Democrats is like a cross to a vampire. It's the - truth about Jews and it's the truth (Views: 290, 2020-09-24, 2:31 pm)
        Democrats and the media are not interested in facts - and truth. (Views: 407, 2020-09-24, 2:45 pm)
        Cyber bullying - . (Views: 298, 2020-09-24, 3:33 pm)
        Jews do bury their dead in a certain time period and - Democrats have politicized funerals. (Views: 304, 2020-09-25, 5:32 am)
      - Did you hear what your party said about Israel and the - Jews when Trump moved the (Views: 340, 2020-09-24, 2:33 pm)
      - RBG was for partial birth abortion. NOW THAT IS TRULY - OFFENSIVE AND EVIL! Letting (Views: 214, 2020-09-24, 2:38 pm)
      - The nasty message from Ginsburg’s family about - President Trump erased any (Views: 223, 2020-09-24, 6:39 pm)
    - I agree. Politics is their religion and abortion is the - alter. Don't lef the leftists bully (Views: 247, 2020-09-24, 2:22 pm)
      - Anti-Semitic bullying is on fully display. - Shameful (Views: 229, 2020-09-24, 3:13 pm)
        Nope. Your racism and bullying is out there - for the world to see. (Views: 215, 2020-09-24, 4:29 pm)
        Only in your mind. Not one person said anything bad - about Jews. Is this the new way (Views: 239, 2020-09-24, 5:44 pm)
      - Anti-Semitic comments - Concerned Citizen (Views: 241, 2020-09-24, 3:25 pm)
        What comments? That politics is a religion? - Grow up. (Views: 214, 2020-09-24, 5:45 pm)
    - It's a political rally disguised as a funeral. Democrats - are insufferable. (Views: 226, 2020-09-24, 2:29 pm)
    - And government is their god. Yet they say those of us - who are pro constitution are a cult. (Views: 207, 2020-09-25, 4:33 am)
- Constitution To Be Replaced By List Of Ginsburg's - Last Wishes (satire)