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A bit of humor from Babylon Bee....China Impressed - By Michigan Governor's Totalitarian

Posted: May 4th, 2020 - 5:09 am In Reply to: A bit of humor from SNL. - for all you protestors

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BEIJING—In a candid speech Tuesday, President Xi Jinping stated he was "pretty impressed" by Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer's handling of the coronavirus outbreak, specifically praising her totalitarian policies.

China's dictator said he was actually a little jealous he hadn't thought of some of her ideas himself.

"She has some pretty great ideas -- stopping people from gathering together even with their families, ordering people not to buy seeds -- they can't even plant their own food now! We hadn't even thought of some of these innovative approaches," the Communist president said. "We're always looking for more ways to oppress people, and we were really inspired by Whitmer's approach."

"Not bad, Gretchen."

Other dictators across the world also chimed in with words of support and affirmation for Whitmer's policies, from North Korean ruler Kim Jong Un to Supreme Leader of Iran Ali Khamenei.

The Chinese government quickly offered Governor Whitmer a consulting position with the Communist Party of China, which she readily accepted.

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A bit of humor from SNL. - for all you protestors (Views: 522, 2020-05-03, 3:12 pm)
- No, he calls her “My lovely wife” or more importantly, - “The First Lady.” (Views: 293, 2020-05-03, 3:28 pm)
  - Why do all rightists think all leftists hate - guns? This was called humor. (Views: 274, 2020-05-03, 3:38 pm)
    - SNL skit mentions specifically AK-47s. My take on the - skit is how clueless she is, no (Views: 392, 2020-05-03, 3:42 pm)
      - She's defended her positions on those - and why she banned them. (Views: 281, 2020-05-03, 3:47 pm)
        Thank you for sharing. I only gave my take on it. - Fascism isn’t funny to me. (Views: 301, 2020-05-03, 3:51 pm)
        I don't think fascism is funny either but it - wasn't fascism. I thought (Views: 323, 2020-05-03, 4:02 pm)
        Only when it’s on the political board - Not funny (Views: 364, 2020-05-04, 7:43 am)
        No. Only liberal fascists are - called "liberal fascists." (Views: 257, 2020-05-04, 9:20 am)
        Nope. As usual, you miasrepresent posters. LIBERAL - FASCISTS ARE CALLED LIBERAL FASCISTS (Views: 241, 2020-05-05, 7:29 pm)
        Shes projecting. Plain and simple. How she cannot see - that herself is very disturbing. (Views: 386, 2020-05-04, 9:26 am)
      - Gov of New Jersey said the Bill of Rights was above - his pay grade. Ruling Class (Views: 232, 2020-05-03, 4:21 pm)
  - Whitmer, Who Rushed to Condemn Kavanaugh, Now Says, - ‘I Really Resent’ Having to Talk (Views: 238, 2020-05-03, 3:53 pm)
  - The same reason they call - rifles "assault weapons" (Views: 261, 2020-05-04, 6:15 pm)
    - Good point. Darn convenient fir the gungrabbers. - I'm sure we'll get a digital lynching (Views: 279, 2020-05-05, 6:01 am)
- I remember when comedy used to be funny and not a - campaign commercial for the (Views: 274, 2020-05-03, 3:37 pm)
  - They did and do make fun of both parties. - I can only think of one (Views: 272, 2020-05-03, 3:40 pm)
  - It took years for SNL to make fun of Obama. Guess what - happened...Washington Post did (Views: 326, 2020-05-03, 3:46 pm)
  - Yep, Chevy Chase doing his clumsy Jerry Ford - schtick, as if he did that all the (Views: 307, 2020-05-03, 3:49 pm)
    - Remember Johnny Carson doing - Ronald Reagan? (Views: 452, 2020-05-03, 4:00 pm)
      - Political satire without an agenda. Incredible. - Back when comedy had class. (Views: 274, 2020-05-03, 4:04 pm)
- How about the most famous presidential "that woman" - Monica Lewinsky of all. Bill Clinton (Views: 290, 2020-05-03, 4:22 pm)
- Yes, well, when what you're doing is causing armed - protesters to show up at the state (Views: 298, 2020-05-04, 4:46 am)
  - Don't blame the stupidity on the Governor. - The stupidity lies in the (Views: 256, 2020-05-04, 7:44 am)
    - The stupidity lies in the people who - voted for that dictator (Views: 369, 2020-05-04, 9:27 am)
      - She got elected on a combination of mail in votes and - legalizing marijuana. All the druggies (Views: 352, 2020-05-04, 9:29 am)
  - AND not one single weapon was pointed at anyone, - much less fired. A peaceful protest (Views: 374, 2020-05-04, 9:24 am)
    - It was not a peaceful protest. It was idiots - out protesting and bringing (Views: 369, 2020-05-05, 5:27 am)
      - Leftist plants to make peaceful protesters look bad. - The left never stops because (Views: 352, 2020-05-05, 5:49 am)
        Remember a few months - ago in Virginia when (Views: 220, 2020-05-05, 9:24 am)
      - Fact check: Did the protests feature nooses and swastikas'? - Many in the media have repeated this (Views: 266, 2020-05-05, 6:27 am)
      - To leftists - everything is "racist" (Views: 234, 2020-05-05, 9:14 am)
      - Where is your proof? - Otherwise, nothing but your opinion here (Views: 257, 2020-05-05, 7:32 pm)
- A bit of humor from Babylon Bee....China Impressed - By Michigan Governor's Totalitarian