Queen Elizabeth and a Stripper die - Cute joke Posted: Jul 25th, 2018 - 8:33 pm
When they get to the Pearly Gates St. Peter says I only have room for one of you. You each must tell me why you should be let into heaven.
The stripper opens up her blouse to these fantastic boobs and tells St. Peter that God can look at these beautiful breasts every day. He says okay, what about you Queen Elizabeth?
Queen Elizbeth walks over and flushes a toilet and St Peter says, you can go right in. The Stripper, appalled at this, says, how that can be. Look at these beauties and St. Peter replied, a Royal Flush always beats a pair!
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